Nuts in May Page #7

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-Yeah.

Oh, thank you very much.

-Oh, look, there's Lulworth Cove.

-Yeah.

Have you been anywhere else?

Well, I was thinking of going down

to Corfe Castle to take a look round.

We were there the other day,

it's lovely.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, look, I've got a good idea.

Why don't you borrow

our Corfe Castle guide,

save yourself 20p and we can do a swap.

-Yeah, that'd be great.

-Yes, a good idea.

Look, I'll pop that Corfe Castle guide

over in a couple of minutes.

-Right, okay.

-If that's all right.

-Yeah, thanks a lot.

-Right, thanks very much, Ray.

That's okay. See you.

Well, when I was at school, Keith,

I was hopeless at maths.

Well, I was only hopeless at maths

'cause I wasn't interested in it,

and it's the same with Ray.

He hates geology and history

and his main interest is PE, so why

does he have to do another subject?

Well, I don't know!

Let's go and ask Ray, shall we?

-Keith, don't be silly.

-Let's ask Ray.

-Keith, don't be silly.

-Come along.

Excuse me, Ray, wonder if you can

help us with a little problem here?

Candice Marie was wondering why,

when you're doing one subject

that you're happy with,

why you have to do another one

that you don't want to do at all?

Well, apart from being

a requirement of the college like...

Ah, it's a requirement

of the college, Candice Marie.

-All right, Keith.

-There we are.

Perhaps you would like to sit here

and talk to Ray about it, would you?

Or would you like

to come across to our tent

and sit down and talk to Candice Marie?

-I'm sorry, Ray.

-Yeah, sure.

I'm going for another walk.

Do you want to come?

CANDICE MARIE:
No.

And if you must know, Keith,

I don't want to come on any more trips

with you or any more walks.

You were horrible to Ray.

He must be really upset now.

Anyway, Keith,

instead of going for a walk

I think you should go across

and apologise to him.

And if I don't?

Then I don't want to go

on any more trips with you.

(SIGHS)

KEITH:
Ray?

What?

I've come over to apologise.

What for?

For what happened earlier.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, sure, forget it.

What did you say to him, Keith?

I said I was sorry.

And what did Ray say?

He said it didn't matter.

Don't you feel better now

you've apologised, Keith?

Oh, yes, much better.

I knew you would.

Anybody there, Keith?

No.

(HAMMERING)

Hello!

Hello there.

We were wondering if we could

have a look round your quarry?

You want to buy some stone?

Oh, you sell it here, do you?

Yeah, 'tis a quarry.

-Oh, no, no...

-We just wanted to have a look round.

Ah, it's okay.

Main hole's over there.

What, down that way?

Yeah, just follow the tracks.

Oh, right, thank you.

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