Nuts in May Page #5

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we're going to Lulworth Cove today.

It's on the schedule. Right.

Let's go to Lulworth Cove tomorrow.

We can't go tomorrow,

we're going to a quarry tomorrow.

Now, look at the map.

Now, we're going over the hill

to East Creech, Creech,

East Holme up towards Stoborough

along the B3070

down to Lulworth Cove that way.

You don't always have to stick

to the schedule, you know, Keith.

No point in having a schedule

if you don't stick to it.

-What do they do, Keith?

-Who?

The army.

Oh, they practise their manoeuvres

down on the heath.

There's a dangerous bend, look at that.

Keith, if we didn't have an army,

just think about it.

KEITH:
Yes.

CANDICE MARIE:
The only reason

that we've all got armies

is because other countries have them.

KEITH:
Oh, yes.

CANDICE MARIE:
If we said, right,

we'll be the first country to say

we're scrapping the army completely.

KEITH:
Yes.

CANDICE MARIE:
Then everyone else might

-gradually follow suit.

-Yes.

CANDICE MARIE:
Then we'd have

no wars at all and no trouble.

KEITH:
Yes.

CANDICE MARIE:
And no killings.

KEITH:
There are some very unscrupulous

people about, you know, I mean,

we have to defend ourselves

against the people

who are less responsible than ourselves,

especially those, in civilian terms,

who take the law into their own hands.

CANDICE MARIE:
Keith!

Hello! It's marvellous down here!

The sea has worn through the limestone

and formed an arch

and it's pushed back the Wealden clay

and it's a little cove. It's lovely!

Don't come too near the edge!

Candice Marie, you're standing

on sedimentary limestone!

It's been folded

and it's in the shape of a stair,

that's why it's called Stair Hole!

There's a stair there

and a hole down here!

I can't hear you, Keith.

What?

Can't hear you!

-Come along.

-It's pouring with rain,

I can hardly see

'cause my glasses are all steamed up.

Oh, it's all right.

It's only a shower from low stratus.

It'll pass over soon.

-Come on, you can jump here.

-I'm not jumping over there, Keith.

-What? Come on.

-I'm going up here.

Oh, come on, it's only a little jump.

It's all right for you, Keith,

you're always rushing ahead.

I can never keep up with you.

Why don't you wait for me sometimes?

Isn't it lovely, Keith?

Yes, splendid. It's choppy out to sea

and it's calm inside the cove here.

What are you doing?

Just collecting some pebbles

to take back.

-Well, you shouldn't do that, you know.

-Why not?

Well, if everybody did that

there wouldn't be any pebbles left.

-Don't be ridiculous, Keith.

-Well, there wouldn't.

There are thousands of pebbles

on this beach.

I told you what happened

at Brighton in Victorian times,

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