Nude Nuns with Big Guns Page #5

Synopsis: Hazed from a drug overdose and brutally beaten, Sister Sarah will find herself in the middle of a bad trip, mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution for the evil and sleazy El Chavo's "Los Muertos" biker gang. Right on the brink of demise and totally abandoned by the pious merchants of dope, the left-for-dead Sister will take on a mission to put the fear of God into sinners and to persecute all those who stand against Him. So, without delay, prepared for vengeance while armed with God's tools and a heavy arsenal to do the Lord's work, merciless Sister Sarah will start whacking priests one-by-one in a strictly personal vigilante frenzy. After all, she is the Hand of God amid Holy War, where no one is spared and no prisoners are taken.
Director(s): Joseph Guzman
Production: Freak Show Entertainment
 
IMDB:
3.9
NOT RATED
Year:
2010
91 min
222 Views


It was a nun.

- It was God's hands.

- A nun?

It's like one of your penguins is to recoup , Magda.

- What kind of gun did she have?

- Big guns.

I looked into her eyes

and saw the devil in them.

- What to do now, boss?

- First, w're going to handle the troops and then ...

we are going nun-hunting

.

Halfbreed quit f***ing around, get up here.

We're looking for a nun.

A nun with big guns.

You mean, "big guns" like in "Big Tits"?

I said guns.

I'm surrounded by idiots.

Pull yourself together, or you'll end up here

in a pine box.

Spread the rumor on the streets.

Fix that. Go check that out.

What about her?

She is a nun.

Yes she is.

Are you a killer?

No, no, no. Not this one, hey. Ouhh.

I don't think she can even hold a gun

much less shoot one.

Let's go.

back for you later.

S back errant daughter.

When they didn't find your body in Valambrosa

I thought even it was you causing all this trouble.

And now that you sit before me

I know Iknow my words are true.

The only thing worse is resting in your arms.

I know you would not last a week outside of here.

Are you looking for someone?

Well, take a good look at him.

God punishes those

Why I serve Satan.

Let me go.

- A delivery from Magda.

- What should I do with her?

I thought w're done with this nun bullshit.

Magda said to give her to Chavo and when he

is finished with her just throw out the rest of the trash.

- Put it in that booth.

- Alright.

Nice rack.

- Hi, Chavo.

- Hello, love.

Go Tell Beverly to bring me some beer, please.

Come with me.

Just like I remember heyy.

- Dance for me, Mamasicu?

- Of course.

Come on, come here.

Thanks, Beverly.

Listen, if you see a crazy chick like that

youshoot first and ask questions later

That's Chavo's orders.

- Halfbreed, would you like a beer?

- What the f*** you think, b*tch? Yeah.

I think God is trying to tell me something.

everywhere I go, I see nuns.

What the f*** you said earlier, honey?

The girl in the picture. I saw one checking in

at the Palms Hotel, last night.

Really dirty looking one too.

She mihgt have, don't know,.. a drinking problem.

You saw this chick, a nun

checking in a piece-of-sh*t motel last night?

I was with Butch.

Ask her, sh'll tell you the same thing.

If you're wrong about this, Beverly,

God f***ing help you.

- What do you want? I'm in the middle of something.

- I need you to wake the f*** up and pay attention.

Yes, now you got my undivided attention.

What the f*** is so important you need

to wake me up in the middle of the morning?

It's four o'clock in the afternoon, you stupid b*tch.

- Did you checked in a nun, last night?

- No.

Beverly, you f***ing c*nt, I'll rip your f***in' ass

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Joseph Guzman

All Joseph Guzman scripts | Joseph Guzman Scripts

0 fans

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 26 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/nude_nuns_with_big_guns_15022>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Browse Scripts.com

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.