Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Synopsis: Hazed from a drug overdose and brutally beaten, Sister Sarah will find herself in the middle of a bad trip, mentally abused, enslaved and coerced into prostitution for the evil and sleazy El Chavo's "Los Muertos" biker gang. Right on the brink of demise and totally abandoned by the pious merchants of dope, the left-for-dead Sister will take on a mission to put the fear of God into sinners and to persecute all those who stand against Him. So, without delay, prepared for vengeance while armed with God's tools and a heavy arsenal to do the Lord's work, merciless Sister Sarah will start whacking priests one-by-one in a strictly personal vigilante frenzy. After all, she is the Hand of God amid Holy War, where no one is spared and no prisoners are taken.
Director(s): Joseph Guzman
Production: Freak Show Entertainment
91 min

Forgive me.


Which of you nuns

violated my first commandment?

You do not steal from Chavo.


Did you steal from Chavo?

You can tell me, mother.

I will hear you.

Yes or no?


Now, you!

Did you steal from Chavo?

No? You lie to me ?

- You lie to Chavo?

- No.

Where d'you go?

Where are you going?

Come here.

Take her.

WHo your trouble

Thank you.

Let's go.

From Father Bernardo.


Go ahead. Pick the one you want.

It's on the house.

You want the special?

Very good.

I go and get her ready for you.

Faster. Do I have to dick this b*tch ?

going to pay triple for that holly piece of ass.

- You knew nun p*ssy was in such demand, hey.

- I told you for the last time.

She cant handle anymore.

- Use another girl.

- No, no, no.

They need to know it's a real nun.

There are no dirty whore. Do not like it.

- I can help you.

- Damn quacks.

You got money to do this.

So do it.

I may be a lot of things

but I'm no Murderer.


I'll do it.

Get older.

Mother f***er Padre Bernardo Damn.

God bless him.

You think that's funny?

Come, laugh with me.


Another one.

You dont care how much You pay for a nun.

There ...

spoil ...



Get your ass here.

Get rid of them. Now.

I was certain God came to me.

He said:
have a better purpose in life.

God didn't talk to you.

It was just a bad reaction

about that sh*t in your body.

- What did God tell you.

- He told me to kill.

- To kill who ?

- All who sin against him.

God told you to start going around

killing people?


You must have been tripping badly..

Because ... I gave you the good stuff.

He wanted me to go away.

To purify my mind

only with his words.

Only then could I be prepared

to do his vengeance

Forget it.

For you.

If you're going to be doing the Lord's work..

you'll need the god's tools.

Carefull, hey, they are loaded.

What else did God tell you ?

He told me He was going to test me.

To see if I was worthy

to take on his mission.

- What kind of test?

- I w'ld have to show no mercy.

even to someone who show mercy on me.


Take care of my drugs.

- Thank you, Father.

- Bon voyage, my son.

Goodbye, Carlitos.

Bueno Suerte.


You have a customer over here.


Let God, who has enlightened every heart

teach you to know your sins

and trust in his mercy.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

It's been one day since my last confession.

What sins troubles you so much

that you must return after one day?

Just business as usual at our monastery.

The nuns carried the dope.

Our cousin priests were counting the money.

I just did not know that death was about to make

an appeareance in this house of God.

Stranger killed the priest?

Patience, padre, I'm getting to the good part.

The stranger leaned in and whispered into his ear.

This must have put the fear of God into him,

because all he could say was,


And that's all the stranger needed to hear.

The stranger pushed the priest into his chair..

..turned and walked away.

But the priest had one more hail near the officery

He reached for a gun... Bang ! Bang, Bang !

- Priest killed the stranger?

- No.

Stranger killed the priest?

What happened to the priest?

Four shots.

Forehead ...

sternum ...

shoulder ...


Sign of the Cross.

What happened to the stranger?

He came in as a vilain

and managed like an angel.

Bullshit. I've heard nothing of this.

How do I know it's even true?

Who the f*** are you?

Who sent you? Talk to me!

Who the hell ...

A f***ing liar yelper.

So Natcha is running around wacking priests left in, right ?

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