Now You Know Page #4

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"Glad to see you're having fun"?

Come on, Jeremy. You don't think

I got the message out there?

- What message? What are you talking about?

- We're flying home for what

would be our wedding, but it's not...

and your friend is removing a ball and chain

from your ankle for me to see?

I got the message.

It was very cute.

Jesus, Kerri, that's not what that was.

That was for my bachelor party last night.

Your bachelor party?

Jeremy, we're not getting married.

Yeah, I've heard.

Let me ask you

a real stupid question.

Have you told everybody

that the wedding's off yet?

[Sighs]

[Scoffs]

Unbelievable.

Look, Kerri, l-I have told

a few people...

but every time I tell someone,

they say, "What happened?"

I don't know what happened.

So the next time somebody asks you

what happened, tell them you don't know.

They'll understand.

Don't worry, Jeremy.

I'm not gonna bother you the whole flight.

As soon as everyone gets on,

I'm gonna find an empty seat and move.

No. Kerri, I don't want you to move.

I wanna talk to you.

- Oh, you wanna talk now, huh?

- Yes.

You didn't wanna talk

the night we called the wedding off.

You didn't wanna talk

when you moved out.

Here. There's a magazine...

'cause it's too late for talking.

Hey, slick, why don't you

move on over?

Come on.

[Pilot] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you for choosing West-To-East Airlines...

for today's nonstop flight

from Las Vegas to Newark, New Jersey.

Due to a cancellation

of last night's red-eye flight...

we're expecting a full flight

this morning.

So we're gonna ask that you move

to your seats and keep the aisles clear...

so we can finish the boarding process

and begin final preparations before takeoff.

Thank you.

[Man] Good morning, ladies.

Off to school, are we?

- [Biscuit] Would you like to take a ride?

- Do you need a tutor?

[Biscuit]

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

Yo, my name's Biscuit.

Show me your buns.

[Boy] Look at these f***ing guys.

What a life they got.

- [Boy #2] Hell yeah.

- That doesn't seem like work to me.

I'm thinking about asking them

for a summer job. How cool would that be?

Are you kidding? Justin Calderone

worked for 'em last summer.

He was in a 12-step program by August.

Look at 'em.

It's 7:
30 in the morning

and they're drinking already.

I heard by noon he had to drive the truck.

And Justin didn't even have a license.

I'm surprised they still

have all their limbs.

I mean, look at all those mowers

and Weedwhackers.

That's pretty dangerous.

It's just a matter of time.

S'up?

Sir, I'm sorry. She's gonna have

to return her seat to the upright position.

- We're about to land.

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