Now You Know
- R
- Year:
- 2002
- 102 min
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% % [Rock]
Come on, man.
Little steps. Little steps.
Come on, man.
You look like you're gonna cry. Come on.
All right.
I just want you to remember
one thing, pal.
Everybody here loves you, okay?
Do you have your shots?
[Chuckles]
[Men Cheering]
Hey.!
Hey, Jeremy!
[Man]
Come on, man. Come on. Everybody's here.
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, dead man walkin'!
[Chattering]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Hey,J. Man, let me see those hands.
You scared?
What's up, Jer?
This is premium shit.
- Premium. Get a sip of that.
- [Man #2] Give me some, you drunk.
- Don't change.
- Hey, Jer. How you doing?
[Chattering]
[Laughing]
Jeremy, this is for us.
Kerri's not gonna see this.
- Oh, yes, she is.
- Don't do it, Jeremy.
Don't do it.
Jer, I gotta do it, my friend.
Sorry, buddy.
[Man Shouting] Are we ready
for the main event, gentlemen?
- Let's get it ready to rock!
- [Men Cheering]
Oh, come on, Jeremy.
"A" game here, pal.
Let's get it on!
This evening's entertainment.
Hey, ladies.
[All Cheering]
Yes.!
[Man #3]
Oh, man, that's the best you can do?
[Man]
Oh, yeah.
That's why we love you!
[Mouths Words]
I killed the hooker.
She's f*ckin' dead!
- [Record Needle Scratches]
- [Man #4] Oh, man, you gotta be kidding me.
Okay, she's not dead.
- She's just real sore.
- [Men] Ooh.!
Please. The only thing
that's sore on me is my ear.
Who's next?
How 'bout it, bachelor?
- Uh, no-no, thanks. Maybe next time.
- [Men Groaning]
- I'll go.
- [Man #3] That's gonna be
the longest 30 seconds of her life.
Hey, man, what are you doing?
You can't bring your fiance here.
Come on.
- Would you relax, man.
- I can't relax. I'm gonna tell them.
No. No.
Come on, man. Don't do it.
Look, you're gonna
ruin everyone's time.
"Ruin everyone's time"?
I'm not gonna tell them we're out of beer.
Oh, man. Jer...
[Grunts]
Just let it go.
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[Mutters]
- [Men Chattering, Laughing]
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% % [Rock Resumes]
Whoo.
[Chuckling]
[Slurring]
Look at you. I mean, you...
you-you look a nervous wreck.
You know what it is, don't you?
It is a sign.
Nerves are a sign
that somethin' ain't right.
You should heed the sign
so that you know...
and stop what it is you doin'.
[Belches]
[Belches]
Instincts.
on his instincts.
You think a rabbit...
wanders into a dark cave
that he's never been in before?
Hell no! That's because
his instincts tell him that it's wrong.
He needs his instincts to survive.
He's always listening to them.
Jeremy...
if your instincts are telling you
this is wrong...
then by God,
get out of the dark cave, brother.
Stop the wed... wedding.
Well, my instincts are telling me
if I continue to stand here...
pretty nasty stuff off my shoes.
Thanks.
- Oh, man.
- [Retching]
Nurse, get this guy a drink!
Get this guy a drink.
% % [Humming "Here Comes The Bride"]
- Right.
- % % [Humming "Here Comes The Bride"]
God, look at this shit.
This makes me sad.
I bet you've been getting horror stories
about married life, am I right?
- Yeah, I've gotten a few.
- Don't believe the hype, sir.
I incurred all that shit
back when I was getting married.
Everyone told me all sorts of bad things
about getting married.
happened to me.
I f*cking... I love being married.
I f*cking love it, dude!
My wife is my life. And you know
what the secret to marriage is?
- What's that?
- You get out of it what you put into it.
Exactly what you put into it.
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