Nothing Bad Can Happen Page #3

"Mr. T!"

I'm dying!

Jump away.

Wrong.

Boxing.

Come on.

Sorry.

That was a stupid joke.

I don't know why I did it.

That's never happened to me before.

"Jesus has entered my home

and will always remain there.

When evil spirits want to raid it,

he'll drive them away."

Am I your first visitor?

- Yes.

Want to offer me a coffee?

I don't have any.

I didn't really mean it.

How was it with your friends?

Cool.

What's that?

What happened?

Was that one of Benno's friends?

No, it was Benno, but he didn't mean it.

He whacked you?

He was kidding.

Why did you give me something expensive?

Do you have a crush on me?

No.

Did you make those?

This one makes sounds every night.

I didn't meet any friends.

When we met at the rest stop,

was that your best friend?

My best friend is Jesus.

How? He can't talk to you.

He does. Sometimes.

What does he say?

That you need a best friend, too.

You mean you or what?

CHAPTER 2

LOVE:

Ten to four, you're ahead.

You guys don't look alike.

Who?

- You and Sanny.

Neither of them are mine.

What makes you say that?

Because she's so weird to me?

No idea. She probably doesn't like my nose.

She obviously likes you.

It must be your nose.

Anyway.

you're like family now.

We pay rent, Astrid cooks and shops...

That's service.

You're on welfare, right?

How much do you get?

Don't know.

Money's not important.

Roundabout.

Don't know.

You can look at my account.

Thanks.

I know you don't have much.

You guys don't either.

Can you change the channel?

I sprained my ankle.

Wow, why are you so dolled up?

For tomorrow's dance.

Oh, crap. I have to cancel.

I have to make a delivery with Dieter.

- Oh, man.

Then we'll go alone.

Stay here.

We'll go another time.

Why?

Are you jealous?

Would you do that for me?

Did you...?

Apropos rent?

Chocolate?

Can we watch this?

- Fine.

Too bad. Something's finally happening here.

You promised we'd go.

We never do anything alone.

You only do stuff with Benno.

I told you I have a migraine.

We can all go together next time.

Benno said so.

Why'd you let Benno forbid it?

I didn't.

He misunderstood.

Mom, please.

Stop looking at me like that.

If we go, then only for your sake.

It'd be good. You could meet some guys.

Mom.

- Get out of your shell.

Put on your cute dress.

What about Dennis?

- We'll put him to bed early.

Wanna come?

Come on, Sanny.

Dance.

Come on.

- No.

Hey!

I thought you weren't coming.

Well, then let's enjoy.

- For you.

And you.

No, thanks.

What a sissy.

Cheers.

- Cheers.

Come on, let's dance.

Yeah?

Don't say anything, alright?

Where were you?

Off to bed.

What did you do yesterday?

Nothing. Television.

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