Nothing Bad Can Happen Page #2

I didn't get the feeling

they cared for you like family.

That's all churches offer: empty drivel.

It's always the same.

You can always stay with us if you need to.

Sh*t!

Dude, Tore. What are you doing here?

Freaks marry first.

It's supposed to be about true love.

You don't even know what that is.

You've never had a girlfriend.

- Jesus' love is more important.

Great. Does he hug you, too?

Girls don't like you, so

you're never tempted, right?

Hypocrite.

Go cry.

Dennis broke my MP3 player.

You're lying.

Broken is broken.

- Mom.

I told my buddy he can stay here.

He needs a place to sleep.

How's that gonna work?

What? He can help me.

But we have no room.

- We'll find a solution.

Why didn't you ask me?

- I said it's fine.

You can't change Benno's mind

when he's set on something.

I'll take care of your garden.

Wow. Things are looking up.

A gardener for our allotment.

I'm doing my homework.

- Me, too.

Dinner in five minutes.

Sanny's birthday is next week.

Get her something nice.

-Yeah.

Dennis, where's your tent?

In the shed.

Almost ready.

It's okay that you're sleeping

outside? Inside's cramped.

I love camping.

Feel at home.

Off to bed.

Thanks for giving me Benno.

I thought I'd have to sleep outside

again, but now I'm here.

You've totally given me food,

and a place to sleep.

Please be there for Owl.

Please be at his side so he

feels you and

isn't alone.

Thanks.

Amen.

Come here, kitty.

Can you give me a hand?

Hey, Dieter.

Benno, here.

You got the stuff?

- Sure.

Here.

Your garden's starting to look good.

I'm Tore. What's your name?

- Klaus.

Cora, my girlfriend. Our camper.

We're only here on the weekends.

Tore, smile.

Not me.

- Come on.

Schnapps?

- Sure.

Cheers for her,

cheers for her,

three cheers for her!

Cheers for her,

cheers for her...

- No!

...three cheers for her!

Another shot?

- Yeah.

Who are you again?

Tore.

Dieter.

There.

- What's inside?

Just a CD.

Open it.

Usually just in Australia.

Did this fall off a truck?

I thought you'd like it.

How old am I?

15!

I think it's cute.

This is extra.

I thought we could go to the zoo.

Say thanks.

Thanks.

Come on.

Tore has something, too.

Yes, I do.

Where'd you get that?

It's used. Oh, well.

There's some music on it, too.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot for the great gifts.

When are your friends coming?

- I'm meeting them in town.

Be back by ten.

Cake?

Thanks.

Got another cold beer?

T, can you get some

cold beer from the fridge?

Please.

He is a bit strange, isn't he?

He does that paper stuff for hours.

- This? That?

A little hat.

Sorry.

Thanks.

Mr. T, what would a real kangaroo do

if you stepped on its tail?

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