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his cousin could do some drumming.

If he's sh*t, I can totally

take him off, though.

OK, well, apart from anything else,

I don't think this house is physically

gonna handle another party.

House is fine.

Yeah, it's Jonah's house anyway.

Ah... OK, this is stuck.

Well, maybe try pulling it.

I am pulling it.

Hello?

Hi, it's Natalie Gibbs here

from andrology.

Sorry?

The sperm bank.

It was, in many respects,

quite a strong sample.

Your sperm count was optimal,

which was impressive,

given the testicle situation.

Sperm velocity, also strong...

Sorry.

Hello?

Yep, I'm at the...bottle shop.

Mm-hm. Yeah, I'm looking at it.

Yes, I'm writing it down.

OK. OK!

OK, the problem we encountered

was with the freezing process.

The freezing?

We conduct a thaw test

on every sample,

just to see if the sperm has coped

with the freeze procedure.

We do this because in some cases,

the sperm reacts badly

with the cryo-preservatives

and...well, it doesn't survive.

So, what? Mine...

Well, your sample fell into that category.

It died?

It happens, with a small

percentage of men.

What, just some of it? Or...?

Uh...can I take a second shot?

Regretfully, on the basis

of these results,

it would appear

that sperm cryopreservation

will not be an effective option

for you.

What other options are there?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Hey! Are you alright?

Yep.

If you're not feeling up to this, it's totally

fine. I can take you to your sister's.

No, it's cool.

Well, tell Gus it's his turn

to come out the front.

Everyone got a stamp?

There you go. In you go, in you go!

Make yourself at home.

# Left fear encounter

# I've got to go because

# Something's opened my... #

Mir-an-da!

Do you want a baby with me?

What?!

Do you want a baby with me?

Mir-an-da!

Hey, I won't stay.

I'll just come in and say

a quick hi to your sister

and then give you guys some time.

You know Ava?

Is she still with Greggie Chambers?

Um, why?

Did you bring all your referrals

and things like that?

You should have information

and referrals and...

Yeah, somewhere.

Hey.

What you watching?

'Dirtgirlworld'.

Mum, Jonah's sitting on me!

Do you want something to eat or...

What?

I've only got a bit of it here but Mum's

oncologist should have the rest on file.

Did your guy ask for that?

Any of Mum's old records?

Jonah?

I just gotta make a phone call.

-Hey.

-Hey.

Thanks for, um, meeting me.

Yeah.

And sorry I haven't been

in contact much recently.

It's been so busy...

Jonah, we said six months,

no contact.

Where are we at with that?

Well, I don't know exactly.

Because I think we could be done.

I think we've...

No. It's four months.

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