Norm of the North Page #5

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from the Polar Council.

I can't believe it.

Oh, I'm gonna be so rich.

Condos, shopping malls,

Volvo dealerships.

Oh, God, you name it.

It's going to be Dubai on ice.

Bring the commercial and the model

back home to New York

and I'll see you tomorrow,

manana.

That means "morning," I think.

Remember, we have one week

to get this approved.

Actually, Mr. Greene,

while I have you,

any word back

from your alma mater,

the Magister Mundi Academy?

It's Olympia's dream to go there,

but as you know,

it's impossible to get in

without an alumni

recommendation.

Yeah, but she ain't gettin' in

until the condos get in.

I won't let you down, I promise.

Vera, scrap the campaign.

We need a real symbol

of the Arctic

who can talk to these people

and convince these morons

to buy my homes.

Find an actor who looks

just like that bear.

Let's use the Arctic

to sell the Arctic.

Boo-yah!

An actor that looks just like that bear?

Oh, brother.

You heard them, Norm.

They want an actor

who can use the Arctic

to sell the Arctic.

If that actor is you,

we can use the Arctic

to save the Arctic.

You need to go to New York

and stop these houses

from ever getting here.

I hear they have good pizza

in New York.

Come on.

Can you feel it?

Now it's coming back,

we can steal it

If we bridge this gap,

I can see it

Through the curtains

of the waterfall

So say Geronimo!

Can you feel

- My love?

- Bombs away

Bombs away

Bombs away...

Wow, what can a bear like me

do in a city like this?

Lemmings, I have a feeling

this journey

might not be as smooth

as we hoped.

Just got to remember to stay...

grounded.

Whoa!

This place is so amazing, Mom.

Did you know that their Latin

department is so good,

they single-handedly

resuscitated the language?

- It's no longer dead.

- Well, it's a school for only

the gifted and talented geniuses

like you. it really is perfect.

But try not to fall in love

just yet, okay?

This is only a tour.

We still need Mr. Greene's help and--

Mom, you're putting

too much pressure on yourself.

We don't need Greene's help.

I can get in on my own.

I know it.

Just have fun in there, sweetheart.

It's the most amazing thing.

I gotta tell all my seal buddies.

You press the lever,

the water goes up.

Um, oh, hey, guys.

Come on in.

Um, help yourself to some

fur balls in the fridge.

Another talking bear?

We gotta tell Mr. Greene.

Wait. What do you mean,

"another talking bear"?

Oh!

Bring the tranquilizer guns.

Over.

Hyah!

Whoa!

Huh?

Greene House Company,

where art thou?

The King of the Arctic

has come to greet you.

Well, it's not "Macbeth,"

but it's a job.

Okay, bad costume,

but he knows the way to Greene.

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