Norm of the North Page #4
most of the commercial,
and it's all on this reel.
We'll fix the rest in post.
Anything can be fixed in post.
In one of my movies,
I wrote the plot in post.
Uh, excuse me, Nigel.
Vera, a director always delivers
and never quits.
There goes the footage.
Augh! I quit! I quit!
You can't quit.
We have a one-day film permit,
and the house goes back
to New York tonight.
Au revoir,
as they say in France
and some parts of Canada!
Good job today, lemmings,
but let's not get too comfortable.
Yup, there's one more down there.
You guys gotta speak up, seriously.
If you're gonna go to the bottom,
tell somebody.
Let's not completely relax
until "Pretty in Pink"
heads back to America.
Okay, Vera,
you're a problem solver.
When you're faced with a problem,
what do you usually do?
You solve it!
If only I had some seals and ice
and, uh, are there penguins
up here?
Sea lion! Hi!
Please come back.
I need your help with this shot.
Please?
It's a seal, you generalist.
Humans think all animals
look the same.
Ouch! Cracked driveway.
Not a good selling point.
Who said that?
Mommy.
Sorry, honey.
Mommy couldn't call you back.
I was busy putting out a fire.
The Arctic is on fire?!
Wait, so you're melting it now?
No, no, not real fires.
Everything is fine, sweetie.
I'm totally fine.
Wha?
Oh, no!
Move it, lady!
Oh, no.
A polar bear!
Really? Oh, they're amazing.
Ursus Maritimus.
Is that bad?
Look it up on the Internet.
It says, "When confronted
with a polar bear,
assert dominance
and stand your ground."
I don't think it's working.
Let me call you back, honey.
Mommy has an idea. Love you.
Tired of suburbia?
Come to the Arctic, where every day
is a safari in the snow.
All you need to do is step
outside your front door, literally.
Waterfront property now available.
You're welcome!
Mr. Greene, we've had
some problems up here.
Oh, Vera, my dear-a,
there are no problems,
only messages from the universe.
Om...
Say it with me, Vera.
Om...
Om...
Mr. Greene, the director quit!
What?!
I knew you shouldn't have hired
that overpaid, pretentious--
Okay, how are you gonna fix this?
How are you gonna fix
your fault? Hmm?
Well, I've been filming all day,
and I got some really great
footage of a polar bear
You've been filming?
That is so cute.
I'm sure you think
you're a regular Scorsese.
All right, I need something people
Wait a tick. I love it.
I love it. I love it!
This bear is a star.
"Safari in the snow."
Genius of me.
This will definitely get me approval
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