Norbit Page #6

And my, what a big nose you have, Pig.

The better to smell them scrumptious

goodies you got in your basket.

Hey, let me take a look in there.

Oh, no, you don't.

You're gonna try to steal my food.

No, I won't steal your food.

Don't let that pig

push you around, Goose.

Yeah, I'm tired of

you pushing me around.

Look, I'm tired of

playing with your ass, b*tch.

I know you got ribs in that basket.

You better give them up smooth

or I'm gonna break my hoof off

in your goose ass.

Oh, really? Well, why don't you get up

off of your lazy behind

and go down to the Rib Shak

and get your own ribs?

Or better still,

why don't you just call Buster

and tell him to come over

and powertap you,

because in addition to being

the pig of the forest,

you're also a saddle tramp,

whore, b*tch pig...

Norbit! What you doing?

This supposed to be a children's show.

This remind me

of Chinese snuff film I once costar in.

I'm sorry. I got a little carried away.

Wow, Norbit,

that was some puppet show.

Oh, come on. You don't remember me?

Kate. Kate.

Come here!

Kate! Kate! Oh, God!

I can't believe it! Kate!

Well, can I have a hug?

Norbit.

It just like old times.

Maybe you two go take poop together.

This place has not changed at all.

Oh, yeah. Some of this furniture's

even come back in style.

So, how long are

you gonna be visiting for?

No, I'm not visiting. I'm moving back.

Really? Wow.

I sold my clothing business in Atlanta,

and I'm going to use the money

to buy the orphanage.

What?

Mr. Wong's getting older.

He wants to go whaling, so...

You know, it's always been my dream

to come back here and take over.

That's great.

Norbit, look.

That's the tree we got married under.

You know, I've still got my ring.

I ate mine.

I missed you so much when you left.

I missed you, too.

That's my car.

We didn't really get a chance

to catch up much.

I'll be back in town on Tuesday.

You wanna have lunch?

Yeah, I would love to

have lunch on Tuesday.

I love lunch.

Okay.

Lunch, yes. For sure.

I love lunch. Tuesday.

I'll see you Tuesday.

I'll see you on Tuesday.

We'll have lunch on Tuesday.

Tuesday.

Tuesday. Tuesday.

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday,

Tuesday.

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday,

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday...

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday,

Tuesday, Tuesday...

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday.

Tuesday, Tuesday...

Say "Tuesday" again

and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!

I got it. I'll get it. Tuesday.

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday.

Buster. How you doing? You look great.

Hey.

Oh, thank you, man.

Good to see you. Good to see you.

Thank you.

I thought you were gonna be at work.

Yeah, I'm on my way out now.

Rate this script:3.5 / 2 votes