Norbit Page #5

Okay, you in trouble, now.

You in trouble. You in trouble, now.

I'm Willy Wonka.

Get up on that Oompa Loompa.

That's sweet. Oh, yeah.

Take all that, girl.

Take it with your big old self, girl.

You ain't never had it like this.

You ain't never had it like this!

Hell, yeah.

Come on, we gonna do pig in a blanket.

Come on, pig in a blanket.

Now squeal. Squeal! Squeal!

Oink, oink, oink!

Take it from the back.

Damn, I feel like Willy Wonka,

all this sweet chocolate up in this...

Hey. How you doing, man?

What's good with you, brother?

How's it going, man? How you doing?

I'm Bustamove Perkin.

How you doing?

Man, your wife was

just talking about you.

Man, she love you.

You're Rasputia's tap dance teacher.

Man, actually, I'm her powertap guru.

I was just here

giving her a little tap lesson.

But you're naked.

That's just so she could see

the various muscle groups

as I go through the various routines.

You see that there?

You can't see that with a turtleneck.

And you have an...

Oh, man,

I'm just real passionate about dance.

You can say the word "dance"

and he just jump up. Dance!

See that? See that there?

'Sputia?

Norbit, Buster's a guest in our home.

How dare you insinuate

something like that?

Yeah, Orbit!

How dare you insinuate

something such like that!

You know, I am actually offended

by your accusization, you understand?

And rather than sit here and have

a belligerent confrontation with you,

'cause I am a Godfearing man,

I'm'a do like Jesus H. Christ

would do in a situation such as such

and I'm gonna turn the other cheek.

Amen.

You happy now?

Rasputia, you cheated on me!

Look, I told your ass

ain't nothing happened,

and the next time you say

it happened again,

I'm gonna knock your teeth

out your mouth.

Rasputia, we took vows.

I'm your husband.

Rasputia, we took vows,

and you cheated on me!

It never happened!

Yes, it did!

And that makes you

the queen of whores!

Hey, Norbit!

Run for your lives!

Bastard! Come here!

Oh, sweet Moses! Oh, my God!

Come here! Come here!

Come here to me!

No! Leave me alone!

You ain't nothing

but a goddamn coward!

Saddle tramp!

That's what your stupid black ass get!

I hope you broke your ass!

Since you feel like running, Norbit,

why don't you run your ass

down to the Rib Shak

and get me a short stack of ribs?

And get me a short stack of ribs?

Extra hot sauce.

All this setting you straight

done got me famished.

I'm Little Red Riding Goose,

walking through the forest,

minding my own business,

when all at once...

Hello.

Who are you?

I'm the big, bad pig of the forest.

My, what big eyes you have, Pig.

The better to see you with, Goose.

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