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restaurants in the world.'

When Saad was just 12,

his father passed away.'

And his mother brought

him back to Mumbai.'

That's when the three of us met.'

Zara, Saad and me,

we became the Three Musketeers.'

Childhood friends.'

The three of us is all we need.'

Or should we say...

we three are not a crowd.'

Back to Saad.'

So Saad used his inheritance... '

To open a restaurant in London.'

But he never took me there.'

In fact, I am convinced

that this is just a front...'

to pick up hot girls.'

What time is it in London?

Video.

No.

Why?

Because I am ugly.

That bad?

Dangerous.

Listen, switch to video...

or I'm flying down tomorrow.

Saad, I am really

not interested right now.

I know you'll ask me for a tip...

to break up with

one of your floozies.

And I am not in the mood, please.

Noor, please.

Like I need your help.

But seriously... one of my

ex-girlfriend staned stalking me.

I've no idea what to do.

So just come here.

It's Zara's gig as well.

And get me a crate

of Old Rum as well.

Dude, I am flying down from London...

not some Army canteen!

Can I get you better

rum than Old Rum?

There's no rum better than Old Rum.

Wow...

You look interesting!

Where's my baby?

"Oh 3" Dad...

I better go.

Bye.

Bye... see..

Go... your papa's calling you.

I think I am invisible

except for the fact...'

Come my baby, don't you hardly eat...

Why does Papa pay

attention only to Dimpy?

And why not me?

Dad...

Why doesn't anything

ever get fixed in this house?

Why do people in this

house always complain?

Because the geyser's

broken for three days.

Malti was supposed

to get an Electrician.

Let Malti come first.

I think Malti is secretly French!

Her work-life balance is really good.

She works for only 4 days a week.

She's made 'kheer' (sweet porridge).

'Kheer!'

How about I get a bowl for you?

I hate my life!

So this was it.'

28th year of my life

on this God-forsaken planet.'

You know, there are some days

when I feel I've hit rock bottom.'

In fact... I'm so low,

that there's no bottom.'

Except for my own bottom.'

And at the rate at

which it's growing...'

pretty soon it will

have its own pin-code.'

Mam!

Bye, dad. I am taking the spare car-key.

Why?

Don't ask, long story.

Anyway, the electricity

bill and money's right there.

Remind Malti to pay it.

All the other kids

pay online these days.

So how long have you

been walking on your hands?

About 8 months, madam.

And you... never lose balance?

It keeps getting better.

Actually my Guru has said...

Just a minute. Hold on...

Yes, what?

Hi, Sunny.

Thanks for joining us today.

"Thanks for coming in,

in spite of the rain."

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