Noobz Page #3

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You think the word "broker"

makes it sound like you're

on Wall Street or something.

You actually made

a fan of yourself. Awesome!

And to top it all off, I'm

embarrassed to even drive our

car to the grocery store

because you've got the entire

thing wrapped with your face!

- I was building a brand!

- Your brand reeks

of desperation, Cody!

What's next, a bus bench?

You're a bench.

Exactly.

That's exactly how I thought

you'd respond.

This video game rules your life.

We don't even have sex anymore

because you're in a bad mood

because you lost some stupid

clan match or something!

I'm beginning to think

that you're gay.

Damn!

Really? Now I'm gay?

Well, how should I know?

You have two friends!

One's a total slob

and the other one's

still hiding in the closet!

- I'm not a slob.

- So not gay.

I'm leaving you, Cody.

I'm leaving you

for real this time.

I found someone else.

Disaster!

I'll, uh, I'll send someone

to get Miss Kitty.

You feed her for a couple

of days, OK?

Goodbye, Cody. I hope your video

game can grow a vagina

and fulfill your fantasies.

Oh! That would be ideal.

- [door slams]

- Hell no, man! I cannot believe

we just lost to two kids.

Dude, we just heard everything.

Rematch! Let's play again.

I think... I think we've

probably... probably had enough.

Your wife... your wife

just left you.

[laughing] Ya'll some

sorry-ass gamers!

RumPull4Skinz, you just got

dropped like an atom bomb!

[laughing] I'll see you suckers

in LA.

The king is out. Peace!

We just lost to two

Dude, your wife just

left you and...

Forget her, man!

I'm done with this clan!

Cody, calm down, bro.

We know what we did wrong,

and we'll fix it before

Cyber Bowl, OK?

Cyber Bowl after this

performance? You

gotta be kidding me.

- Cody, we all agreed to go.

- I'm not going! Period!

Don't worry, guys.

Look, when he cools off,

I'll talk to him, and we're

gonna win this thing, man.

We're gonna be rich!

Baby, baby!

- We're gonna win that money!

- Papa needs that 100 grand

in prize money.

Get a new Coach purse.

[hip-hop plays]

Hey, what's going on, buddy?

Hey! Game broke,

I want my money back.

Uh, yeah, broke

in pieces, bro.

- Do you have disc protection?

- No.

- No? How about a receipt?

- No, no and no.

- No.

- No and no. I know, it's crazy.

Just blew up, so...

- It just blew...

- Yeah.

- It just blew up?

- I don't know what happened.

That's on you. You can

tell me what happened.

It's on me.

I see what's on me is

- there's like...

this is really busted.

- Yeah.

I can't even play it.

That's unplayable.

OK, well, I don't think

I can give you cash

or anything for that.

You... May I speak

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