Synopsis: Four friends hit the road to LA to compete in the Cyberbowl Video Game Championship, but will they be able to compete with the worst hangovers of their lives?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Blake Freeman
Production: Big Air Studios
97 min

[dance music plays]

[man] You know that there

are over one billion

gamers worldwide? And that the

average age of a gamer

is 37-years-old?

The anatomy of a gamer

looks something like this.

First off is hand-eye


A true gamer could flick

an atom off a gnat's ass

as it flew by. True story.

Next up, posture,

which really doesn't matter

because owning people can

be done from any position.

I once got sniped by a guy

who said he was in the middle

of intercourse.

He sent me a pic to prove it.

I mean, getting sniped

was the least of my worries.

I didn't even know

my mom liked gamers.

You see, gamers are

the new athletes.

But most people wouldn't know

that. They just go to bars

and cheer for people that they

will never meet in person.

- What the...?

- They fail to realize

that there is a cyber-athlete

in just about every home

in this world.

So, unfortunately,

we have to put up

with people like this.

- Yes!

- Watch it! Geek!

[man] This chick isn't fooling

us. We know exactly how her

Friday nights will go:

- Making Daddy proud.


Ah! This party's so sick, man!

[man] It's time to recognize

the new athletes

of the 21st century.

These trolls will try to

compete, but to us gamers,

they will always be

a bunch of noobz.

[rock music plays]

I hate the way you chose me

as someone to love to try

to impress me with your lies

Number nine

I would rather watch The

Sound of Music in my pajamas

Take a walk on the wild side

Number eight

Did you know that you just

shut up for just one second

That a feeling of joy

and happiness will appear

[making video game,

shooting sounds]


Your bullshit...


Got you an eight

and an eight and a half.

[gagging] Oh, my God!


Just slide it in real nice.

[coughing, gagging] Oh, my...

Come on, you apes!

You wanna live forever?!

Yeah! Kill 'em all!

Kill 'em all!

What? I can't get on, man.

I just started an open house.

Dude, that is right.

Open house, all right?

So open the door,

let those bitches in, all right?

So you can go home and log on.

We gotta play

the Black Assassins!

We just played them, man.

They beat our ass every single

time. I hate those kids.

Dude, it's the clan generator.

Random pick.

It's the last time we're gonna

get to play the Assassins

before the tourney.

I told you, man, quit talking

about that damn tourney.

I'm broke, dude.

- This housing market sucks.

- Dude, listen to me.

You're fourth in the world.

We're all broke. The tourney's

the only thing you should be

thinking about.

I'd be number on

if I didn't have to work

this stupid-ass job.

I gotta sell a house so my wife

will quit bitching at me.

Then I can play.

Well, look, think how happy

you'll be and she'll be

when you're splitting up

that fat, fat championship

money, baby.

You know what? She'll be so

happy, she'll be like, "Oh!"

And you'll be like, "Eh!"

And you'll be like, "Ooh!"

You're an idiot, dude.

All right, listen, I got a

couple of raisins walking up.

I'm gonna throw some cards

on the counter,

and when Alzheimer's sets in,

I'm gonna duck out.

I'll be on in 20.

- Hi! How are you?

- Hi. Fine!

What a lovely dead animal

you got draped across your neck.

Did you kill that yourself?

Let's go on in. Thank you.

Oh, that's... excellent.

OK. Thanks.

All right. So it's a house.

You know that.

[music plays as ringtone]

Andy! Yo, give me some news.

Clan match, Black Assassins,

one hour, boy.

Nice! Yeah, we need all the

practice we can get,

so it's good.

Practice? This is a real match,

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