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the most charming guy in this village?

What?

Mr. Charming,

to hell with your charm!

Celal, you look just like

my hairy behind.

He's right.

Aren't you embarrassed

to say things like that?

Shame on you.

- Welcome, how are you?

- We are fine.

That's good.

She doesn't have bad breath.

Sit down, dear.

She has a nice body.

Dear, tell us from The Quran...

- Al-Baqarah.

Tell us the name of the

255th verse of Surah Al-Baqarah.

It's Ayatul Kursi.

Good God.

Recite it to me.

Alright, alright.

About cooking...

- How to cook beans, tell us that.

- Yes.

First, you soak the beans in water

the night before.

And then?

The next day,

you boil them in a pot full of water.

Then, you add onions,

meat, tomato paste, butter,...

...and just a little salt.

It will be ready in two hours.

And enjoy.

Thank you.

Well said, my dear.

Now, stand up. Walk.

She looks a bit chubby.

Yes. And she's very tall.

Wonderful.

She's not even bow-legged.

She's perfectly gracious.

Stand in front of me.

She has wide hips.

She'll be good at carrying babies.

Indeed.

She'll give birth easily.

Drink some water

and lift your head.

She doesn't have goitre either.

How are you?

I'm fine.

Go ahead, open your mouth.

Don't worry.

Open your mouth. It'll be fine.

Her mouth is full of cavities.

But she has good knowledge of The Quran,

and she knows how to cook, right?

She is our girl.

Congratulations to everyone.

Thank you.

Go on, take a seat.

Gule is now our bride-to-be.

Okay?

- Okay.

We wonder what the groom is like.

The groom is a dark, handsome man

with broad shoulders and hazel eyes.

He's the most handsome man

in the village.

The groom is really strong.

He's undefeatable in wrestling.

He's a very religious person.

I assure you, there is

no one else like him in these lands.

God bless him.

- God bless him.

- Celal.

- Here.

Celal...

You've really lucked out.

My wife

won't stop talking about the girl.

Bozat, what does she look like?

My wife said, "I have never seen

a beauty like that in all my life."

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Celal, she has perfect hair.

- She has teeth like pearls.

- She has a perfect waist.

- She's very slender.

Shes a gazelle.

Oh, man...

I hope her heart is just as beautiful.

- We hope so too.

- Guys...

- Yeah?

- What if she's evil-hearted?

- Not possible.

Let's go. Come on.

Come on, come on.

Look, do this right

and don't embarrass us, alright?

Thank you very much

for everything.

Do I have your blessings?

- Yes!

Hey! Stop it!

Welcome.

Thank you.

My name is Celal.

But everyone in the village calls me

"Mr. Charming".

"Who" is your name?

My name is Gulten,

but they call me "Gule".

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