Nightlight Page #4

thank you again

for inviting me.

I mean it's been really fun

hanging with the

cool kids for...

Did we already start?

OK.

One one thousand...

Two one thousand.

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Six one thousand.

Kramer.

Kramer.

Kramer.

Come on.

It's OK Kramer.

We'll just do one of these games

and then we'll go home.

Damn it.

This is so stupid.

I'm going to end up

with poison ivy

or poison oak or some sh*t.

So dumb.

Hello?

What was that?

I'm gonna get so lost.

Ha. I see you.

Guys...

OK.

Nightlight!

Nightlight!

Oh! God damn it.

Did you see the Covington ghost?

Yeah, super scary.

If you're really quiet

you can almost hear it.

Sweet.

Sounds like voices.

But what it's, like, the voices

of everyone who's died here?

It's a river.

Yeah. A river of voices.

F***ing phones in the car, man.

Cool. This is my cousin

Richie. He's hilarious.

Yo, what's up, douche?

B*tch-a-saurus, you

bang that big booty blonde yet?

What?

He's really immature.

I don't really

hang out with him...

Nice.

Hey whoa.

Hey! Phone.

Hey! Whoa!

Hey! What the hell...

No phones,

B*tch-a-saurus.

Is that my battery?

Yeah I'm actually...

I'm sorry.

Not cool, man. Not...

You're not leaving.

I kind of have to.

No, no, you kind of can't.

Yeah why not?

Uh... well because...

I am using your

flashlight for my turn.

OK fine.

But, please, please

be careful with it.

Why, was it a present

from someone special?

Something like that.

Well, here is a present from me.

That's beautiful, huh?

Oh no.

I can't believe you're

going to leave me

this piece of sh*t.

You can use mine if you want.

It's a MAG-lite,

so it's like

pretty much the best.

Uh... yeah,

maybe later.

OK.

Kramer. Kramer, no.

No. Bad dog. No!

This is why we don't

bring our pets, Robin.

How do you know it was Kramer?

I don't know. I feel bad.

I think we should have

like, a burial

for it or something.

Hey, why don't we look

for the old church in the woods

and hold a service?

Leave the jokes to me, Ben.

I'm going to squash this

motherf***er.

Three, two...

- Jesus.

- Chris.

Can you be any more insensitive.

I hear that you are the

best at Nightlight.

Well, I'm only as good

as my flashlight.

You guys are taking this

haunted forest sh*t seriously.

Ben, you look cute

with that yellow bandanna.

- Hey Robin...

- Let's do it!

You know I'm really

glad you came tonight.

We should hang out more

often. You know?

Did you say something?

Ah. Silly.

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Fourteen one thousand.

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