Night on Earth Page #5

- No accident.

But don't tell. Don't tell.

- Who am I gonna tell, man? Look- -

- Look, man. Just relax, all right?

- Job. Go.

Just wait a minute, all right? Look at

this. You didn't even turn the meter on.

First thing you gotta do is

turn that f***in' meter on.

See, it turns the light off on

top. That means you're occupied.

I am -Yes, I am oc -

occupied. Occupied. Yes. There.

Then you gotta put it in "D." You see?

I - I know that.

Hey, don't be saying nothing

bad, man. I understand that sh*t.

- Put it in "D." "D" is for drive.

- Ja.

Just -Just chill out, all right?

Damn, man!

It's nice.

It's New York. It's cool.

Ja. It's cold. It's cool.

Nah, nah, nah. You know,

it's hip. It's cool. It's happening.

Ah, I understand.

"It's cool is good.

Right.

Goes good. Goes good.

Yeah. Yeah. Goes good.

In English we say, "It's good to go."

- It's good to go.

- Yeah.

It's good to go. That's good.

It's good to go. It's good.

- Good to go.

- Yeah. Yeah, man. Just chill, all right?

We have the same

- We have the same hat.

- What?

- The same hat.

- No. No, no. Mine's different.

- Oh, no. It's the same hat.

- Mine's different, man. -

This is different here. This -

Mine's

- Mine's the newest, latest. Mine's fresh.

No. The ear things here. The same.

- Ear. This - - No, man.

Look, mine is the - the hype.

- What is this? Hype?

- The hype.

- What's a hype?

- It's fresh.

- Fresh. Fresh hat.

- It's the jammy. The newest, latest.

Fresh hat. It sounds good.

- Fresh hat.

- Right.

So where you from anyway?

From, uh, Germany.

Eastern Germany.

- Eastern Germany?

- Yeah.

From the city of Dresden, which

is close to Czechoslovakia. Uh -

Close to what?

Czechoslovakia.

Prague.

- Main town. Prague.

- Hmm.

Huh. What, you -you escape from there?

No, no. I was free to go.

You got a family over there?

I have no family.

So, uh...

what'd you do over there

before you came over here...

'cause I know you sure

didn't drive no cab!

I was a circus clown.

Get the f*** outta here.

No, no, no. I

- Wait. I'll show you.

Here.

Oh, sh*t.

That's some bugged-out sh*t, man.

What's your name, man?

Helmut Grokenberger. Here.

There. You can read it. That's me.

Helmet?

Helmut.

- That's your name?

- Yeah.

That's a f***ed-up name to

be naming your kid. Helmet.

See, 'cause in English,

a helmet would be, like -

you know, like something you

wear on your head, you know?

You know. A -A helmet.

In English, that'd be

like calling your kid, uh -

Oh, sh*t. Uh -

"Lampshade." Some sh*t like that.

No, but -

"Hey, Lampshade! Come here

and clean up your room!"

So, what's your name?

Yo Yo.

What?

Yo Yo. It's my name.

- Yo Yo?

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