Night on Earth Page #4

Right here. Whoo! Right.

This is the ticket. Yo, what's up?

Brooklyn.

Brooklyn, man. Yo!

Yo, man! You suck, man!

I got your plate number!

I'm gonna call the T.L.C.I

Come on, man. Somebody pick me up.

Yeah. Come on. Pick me up. What's -

There's a million f***in' cabs out here.

Cash, man.

Yeah. That's the ticket.

This is gonna get me home.

Sh*t. It's gonna get my ass home, man.

I got cash, man!

Taxi. Look. I got the cash right here.

Taxi. Come on, man.

Come on, man!

What -What -

F*** all y'all!

No, you ain't gettin' -You ain't takin'

my cab now. You ain't takin' my cab.

That's right. Just keep

walkin'. Yeah. That's right.

Sh*t. They know you desperate. That's

all it is. What am I, invisible, man?

I don't give a f***. Get me a

taxi. Have my name on it too.

You go to Brooklyn?

Hello. How are you?

I wanna go to Brooklyn.

Uh, come in, sir.

All right.

- You know how to get to Brooklyn?

- "Brookland"?

Uh, better you show me.

Yeah. All right. Look.

Phew. Go straight down Broadway,

and then I'll explain as we go.

Hey, what's up?

What? You new at this? You

- You got - You got it in park.

Hey, man. You gotta put it in drive.

"D."

"D"! "D" is to drive.

- Put the motherf***er in drive!

- Yeah, yeah. "D" is to drive.

So -

Okay.

Hey, what's -What you

doin', man? Hey, what - Hey!

Hey.

- Hey, man. What's wrong with the car? Hey.

- It's automatic.

Hey. No, no, man. It ain't automatic.

Yo. Yo, man. What's wrong with-

Hey, look. What's - What's up, man?

- It's automatic.

- Pull over, man!

Just pull the f*** over! Yeah.

Pull over right here, man.

Sh*t.

What?

Hey, man. I don't think this sh*t's gonna

work out, man. I'm gonna get me another cab.

Oh, no, no. Please. Please.

You are -You are my-

my most best customer.

No, man. Look, you ain't takin' me

to Brooklyn. You can't even drive!

But you want taxi.

I am a taxi. I am here. Taxi.

I know you are a taxi. But

I'm gonna get me another taxi.

But no. No. Uh -

It's important. It's

very, very important to me.

We go.

Man.

Yeah.

All right. All right.

I'll go to Brooklyn, all

right? We will go to Brooklyn.

But you let me drive.

See, I drive and you ride.

I'll pay the fare and all that.

But I drive.

No. No. It's -

- What do you mean, no?

- It's not allowed. Not allowed.

Look. Yeah, it's

allowed. This is New York.

New

- Okay.

Good.

New York. New York.

New York.

Big trouble.

Big trouble.

In big f***ing trouble.

- Do you understand?

- Yeah.

- Do you understand what I

am - what I am saying? - Yeah.

Please drive careful.

Uh, drive

- drive careful.

- Yo, man. I know how to

drive. - No - No accident.

- No accident. Get in.

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