Night Has Settled Page #5

NINJA MASTER.

HOW'D I GET SO GOOD

AT THIS, ANYWAY?

I'M SO F***ING COOL.

BORN TO BE:

A F***ING NINJA.

I WAS BORN TO BE

A SAMURAI.

WHAT THE F***

ARE YOU DOING?

I CAN'T BELIEVE

WE WERE JUST KISSING.

ARE WE LEZZIES NOW?

MM-HMM.

YEAH, YOU ARE.

SHUT UP!

F*** BOTH OF YOU,

HONESTLY.

F*** YOU.

HEY, VAL, WHY DON'T YOU READ

YOUR POETRY TO ALL OF US?

COME ON, I'D REALLY

LIKE TO HEAR SOME.

"ABOVE A DOCK

IN THE MIDDLE OF MAINE--"

CAN YOU SPEAK UP?

SUCH A DICK.

"THERE'S SOMETHING

IVORY INSIDE--

WHAT?

I CAN'T HEAR

YOUR POETRY.

F***ING IDIOT.

NICK, YOU'RE

SUCH A CHILD.

ALL RIGHT.

WHOA!

MY GOD!

JUST CHILL.

SERIOUSLY, CHILL OUT.

WHOOPS!

GET OFF! OW!

DO YOU WRITE:

POETRY TOO, OLIVER?

WHAT THE F***

ARE YOU DOING?

NO, COME SIT ON ME.

FOR SOME REASON:

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.

STOP BEING AN A**HOLE.

YOU'RE AN A**HOLE.

F*** YOU.

YOU'RE BOTH A**HOLES.

TIME FOR SOME COKE.

YOU WANT SOME?

NO.

IT'S REALLY GOOD.

IS THAT F***ING BLOW?

OH!

B*TCH!

F*** YOU.

JUST MAKES YOU LOOK

SO BAD-ASS.

VAL, WHAT ARE YOU,

F***ING AL PACINO?

SCARFACE? NO.

WHERE THE F***

DID HE GET THAT?

STOLE IT FROM MY BRO.

WONDER IF I CAN DO COKE

AND NUNCHUCKS AT THE SAME TIME?

LET'S SEE

THE SAMURAI DO IT.

CAREFUL THERE, MAN.

WHAT'S TESORO DOING?

HE'S SKATEBOARDING

DOWN THERE.

HE'S GOT A PINK MOHAWK.

CAN YOU SEE HIM?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

NOW FOR THE MOMEN OF TRUTH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

AM I DOING THIS:

ALL ALONE?

OH!

DAISY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE

FOOLING AROUND WITH NICK.

DOES HE EVEN HAVE A PENIS?

VAL, WHY DON'T YOU GO

DRAW A DICK OR BLOW TESTE

OR TESORO, WHATEVER

THE F*** HIS NAME IS.

DOES NICK HAVE A VAGINA?

YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND

PROBABLY HAS A VAGINA.

WHOO, NUNCHUCKS!

SUCH A BONEY...

SO, YOU CAN TAKE

MY SHIRT OFF,

BUT I CAN'T TAKE

YOUR SHIRT OFF?

MM-HMM.

WHAT ARE YOU:

DOING HERE?

IMAGINE HOW:

THAT WOULD FEEL.

GET US SOME ALCOHOL.

HEY, BABY.

MM.

HEY, OLIVER.

MM.

COME ON, DAISY,

SHE'S ASLEEP,

SHE'S NOT GONNA

GIVE A SH*T, COME ON.

NO, NO, NOT LIKE THAT.

LIKE THIS, THIS.

NO, IT'S TOO BIG.

OLIVER, WHERE

THE F*** ARE YOU?

ARE YOU F***ING

SHITTING AGAIN?

JESUS CHRIST.

I JUST WEN TO THIRD WITH DAISY.

MY GOD,

SHE'S SO DIRTY.

IT WAS A BIG MOMEN FOR ME.

ANABEL'S FIRST, "O,"

COURTESY OF MOI.

AND SHE:

PROBABLY HAD A GASM.

SHE WAS FAKING.

SHE WAS PROBABLY FAKING.

OKAY.

OKAY.

GUESS WHAT I JUST DID?

WHAT?

THIRD BASE WITH DAISY,

CUM GUZZLER.

MM.

IT'S ABOUT TIME,

CUM GUZZLER.

YOUR MOM'S

A F***ING CUM GUZZLER.

SHE IS, ACTUALLY.

SHE'S NEXT.

UH, VAL, DID YOU

TAKE MY HA-HA?

IS SAID DID YOU:

PURLOIN MY YAYO?

WHAT THE F***

ARE YOU DOING?

SHUT UP, F*GGOT BOY.

WHAT THE F***?

I DIDN'T TAKE

ANY SH*T, BILLY.

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