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for? That's my Frigidaire!

Hey, Miss, your cart.

So, what does this tattoo mean?

Oh, it's a pit bull.

It's my dog, you know,

with "Brooklyn" on it.

That one's my little

trouble monkey right...

Speaking of trouble...

Yo, come on, son,

what you doing?

What, bro?

I'm talking to my friend here.

You supposed to be

looking out for old ladies,

not young chicks.

I'm just talking to her.

She's, like, 12, yo.

I'm 16.

Yo, you gon' go to jail.

Nah, she's, like, 18.

I don't mean to be

disrespectful, miss.

But you got to get

the f*** out my seat.

This ain't no f***ing school,

bro.

Yo, slow the f*** down.

F*** are you?

Excuse me, please.

We're f***ing working here,

some grown-ass man sh*t.

Excuse me.

"Excuse me"?

Yeah, you don't got to go

nowhere. Don't worry about it.

Is that...

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

That is my Frigidaire!

Work with that, pussyclot!

Ah! You crazy b*tch!

Yay, baby!

Hey.

Your eyes are red.

What happened?

Long day...Hey Michelle

Yo, you want a Hector Bravo?

He doesn't drink.

I already told your ass,

you'd get your money tomorrow!

Oh, sh*t! It's Rent To Own!

Ah! F***! Cocksucker!

The f*** are you

doing down here?

Bring your black ass down!

Bring your black--

C'mon, baby! C'mon, baby!

The sofa!

Move your fat ass out the way.

Shoot this nigga!

I got something for you!

I got some news to tell you!

Come on, turkey!

I f***-- Oh!

F*** me!

Got something for you,

you f***er!

Work with that, pussyclot!

Yo! Yo, I'm-a get that b*tch.

Yo, you want a...

What are you doing?

Karate in the mirror?

It's kung fu, yo, kung fu.

All right.

Oh, so what you got here?

Oh. Umm...

Two for Three

came through earlier.

So, I copped a little extra.

So, what's this, like,

your little personal thing?

What? No. No, that's...

We can share that.

That's... You can have

some of that if you want.

That's, like,

just in case we run out.

Right.

Yo, wait, Nina, Nina.

Where you going?

No, it's okay. Do your thing.

What? I just...

What you talking about?

I just wanted to

take a little...

I just wanted to unwind,

take a second, you know?

It's cool. Nobody's stopping

you. Just unwind.

I'm done. I'm done unwinding.

I'm unwound.

I want to hang out.

Can we hang out? We'll do that.

How are we supposed to

go to the Galapagos

if you're buying a bag

every two minutes?

What?

I was looking it up.

So, if we fly to Quito,

it's, like, $500.

But we would have to backpack

through, like, South America--

Whoa.

You can't actually live there.

Whoa.

I... I thought we were

just, like, burning.

I mean, like, I thought it was,

like, weed talk, you know,

like, dreaming and smoking

and you know how we do.

You are so lame.

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