Never Give a Sucker an Even Break Page #3
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1941
- 71 min
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on a sidewalk with a sailor.
"You hop off while it is going. In
the circus scene, you wear a beard. "
I wear a beard?
Yeah, a small beard,
a Vandyke.
Just little... You know what
a Vandyke is, don't you?
I certainly do.
Oh.
You enter the pool hall.
"The contender for the
championship just ripped the cloth,
"which causes the ball... "
Good morning, Mr. Pangborn.
Good morning,
Mrs. Pastromi.
Take that Groucho Marx
out of here, please.
to leap off the table. "
Just a moment, please.
Hello?
Oh, it's the other phone.
Hello? Yes. Yes, she's here.
It's for you, Mrs. Pastromi.
"Strong men faint.
"and some feint with
their lefts. " Hello? Yes.
I can't hear you.
You'll have to talk louder.
"He faints. "
I'm talking as loud as I can.
Yeah.
Don't we always have
spaghetti for dinner? Yeah.
All right, we'll have raviolis.
"And you rush over... "
Of course, I'll be home.
What time is it?
"... and put his head
in your lap. "
I can't hear you. Goodbye.
Well, goodbye.
Thank you, Mrs. Pastromi.
You're welcome.
Then you go off to the local
barber shop and get shaved
and play the rest of the scene
and the picture
with an absolutely clean face.
Oh, well, all right.
We can cut that out.
If you don't mind, Mr. Fields,
I'll read it myself.
I get a better feel, capture the mood
and the tempo better that way, you see.
It's in English, isn't it?
"A long shot of streamlined plane
with open-air, rear observation... "
"With open-air,
rear observation compartment.
"In the plane is the
handsome hero, Bill Fields
"and his little niece,
Gloria Jean,
toward the Russian village
"in the strange
and distant land of... "
Are you happy?
You bet I am, Uncle.
Must be a Shriners'
convention in town.
Or maybe
he's a cigarette salesman.
I beg your pardon.
That's quite all right.
It doesn't matter.
I hope he hasn't brought his
polo ponies on board with him.
They'll be pawing all night
and keep us awake.
Good night, Uncle.
Good night, dear.
Now don't you worry. I'll be right over
here in the upper berth next to you.
All right.
What's the matter,
did you sprain your ankle?
No, no, no, a dog bit me.
Yeah, I was playing croquet
and I dropped my mallet.
And a little dachshund
ran straight out
and grabbed me by the fetlock.
Newfoundland dog that bit you.
Yes, rather.
I suppose so.
I'm sleeping here somewhere,
but I don't quite know where.
Well, there's no other place to sleep
if you don't sleep in the plane here.
That's right.
Here you are, Mr. Fields.
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