Neues vom Wixxer Page #3

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You just have to teach me how to behave and all...

It's an honour for me.

Let's start right now. - What? Not now.

We must be at the coroners office in 5 minutes.

That's more than enough!

That worked out perfectly!

[Coroner - 5 minutes later] - Very elegant.

That is the chief inspector who is trusted by the women.

Yeah, but it is quite tight here on top. - It's very nice there on top.

Prof. Brinkman there are two clowns.

Hey kids, look who is there. Piggy fat and piggy smart.

My son is getting 8 and at home we renovate.

So we had to move the party here.

And where is your wife? - Over there, drawer number 207.

Tja, death trap house work. A piece of cake?

Tell me, don't you recognize something on our Chief inspector?

He became more fat, did he?

Let's get down to business. Did you find out anything?

A lot.

That is for sure Rather Short - no doubt!

That is NOT Rather Short....

Right!

That is Rather Short! - And something interesting: He is dead.

Hey Klausi, there are your glasses! - Thanks, uncle Brinkmann.

You know anything about our death candidates yet?

- Sure! We make a lot of progress...

This here is you! And that is a distant relative of the Queen.

The daughter of the Duke of DIckham. The 14th in the row of future Queens.

At least an attractive corpse to be, isn't she?

Papa, what is that? - That is a liver, Blacky.

Now you put it back into the uncle where you found it!

What about the other names?

No idea. But I already ordered a few people - to buy a telephone book.

I will call you as soon as I know something.

One should not play with testicles!

One more question, Brinkmann: "Do you Know Chucky Norris?"

The insane mass murderer?

Good man!

You know where to find him?

Attitude! Attitude, inspector! Don't scuffle!

Straighten the spine - show the chest - head up!

Yes, yes... - Not "yes,yes", that is important!

People look at that. Who walks cock-eyed gets looked at cock-eyed!

"schief" [cock-eyed] inspector.....

Chief, you look much better. Now, smile! Smile! Yes, like that!

Just watch the eyes of the nice nurse who will open the door....

Who is there?!

[don't worry, lead!] - what are you doing here, Hatler? I thought you are a butler.

Not at all! That was just a holiday job! During my studies.

Because those faschists did not give me any subsidies.

But against all odds I got my doctor title in psycholgy and since two years

I am the Fuehrer - aeh leader - of this clinic.

And how is Jeniffer?

No idea, we split up. She did not agree with my german shepard dog.

Papperlapapp! Why are you interested in my patient Chucky Norris?

He was seen at a crime scene of an assassination.

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