Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Page #3

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She's good.

I think this is my thing now!

I can't believe you

never smoked in high school.

What did you do in high school?

I didn't tell

you guys. Okay.

Um, I've been in a pretty intense

relationship since third grade.

Oh, my God,

like Cory and Topanga?

Stop!

Yes, exactly.

That's such a good call.

That's the cutest thing I've

ever heard in my literal life.

Yeah, exactly like that.

Personally, I've made

love to three men.

Two were black.

And one was Indian.

Um, I've done like

everything, but...

But what?

Like everything you can do,

but that one thing.

You've never eaten

out a guy's ass before?

No, no.

No. I mean, I dunno.

High school kind of sucked,

if we're being totally honest.

Yeah, my dad was super strict,

I had really early curfews.

When he dropped

me off at college,

he gave me a rape whistle

and this huge speech on how to

behave myself as a young woman.

Yeah, I mean, because

of all that I guess

I didn't really have much of a social

life when I was in high school.

Girl, you don't have

to say it. We get it.

You had no friends.

Knock, knock, knock!

Hey! R.A. coming through.

What up, homes'?

Hi, Dustin!

Kind of smells a little funky!

Hmm.

- Okay. Are we clone here, guys?

- Um...

First warning,

just the first warning.

I'm kidding.

You're adults.

You're in college.

You scared the crap out of me.

Were all of you smoking weed?

We smoked weed.

God damn it!

I f***ing knew it!

You don't do drugs.

Do you?

Okay, we're cool?

I'll see you fools later.

Hit me up if you need me.

Peace.

God.

Oh, my God.

I am so sick and tired of all

these guys coming into our lives

and trying to

tell us what to do.

We're not little girls anymore.

We are strong adult women.

Yeah, and sororities can't

even throw their own parties.

We can't even

enjoy the frat party.

We can't have fun in our dorm.

You know what we should do?

We should start

our own sorority.

One that can party the way

that we want to. Mmm-hmm.

And like, most importantly,

we can make sisters for life.

Yeah!

I wanna be your sister.

I wanna be your sister.

Okay-Oh, my God!

BFF!

BFF! BFF!

I told you guys to

shut the f*** up!

Poker night!

Selfie stick!

Yeah. So I've been designing

Outback Steakhouses.

Congrats.

Lots of Outbacks.

But, dude, tell me what's

going on with your app.

Changing the world and sh*t.

You know, one dick at a time.

Seriously, that's a great idea, man.

Thank you!

An app that makes

pics of your dick bigger.

I meant to tell you,

I enjoyed your TED Talk.

Oh, thank you so much.

Thanks for watching.

You're so successful.

Well, I'm still a cop,

which is not that bad.

You know,

it's a lot of rules now.

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