Nature Calls Page #3

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on fire in one of these,

- he's got his arms out like that...

- [ Gentry laughing]

Totally fake!

No one would do that!

Looks real to me.

Please, Janine,

shut your hole, all right?

JANINE:

You weren't even invited.

- What do you mean?

- [ doorbell rings]

That was my bedroom before...

KIRK:

Would you get the door, Janine?

JANINE:

I'm pretending you're not here.

I would be rolling around on the ground

trying to save my ass.

You know what I'm saying?

I know exactly what you're saying.

But maybe this was before

computer effects were invented.

Hey, Moses, you need to knock

that computer crap off, all right?

We're not talking about computers!

We're talking about a real man

with real fire here.

God, focus up already!

Oh!

Oh, no! F*** me, I missed it.

What happened?

What happened? I missed it!

- It's outta here.

- Oh, sh*t!

F***in' Moses f***ed me up!

MRS. HARTNETT:
I brought a few more of 'em.

I hope you don't mind.

JANINE:

Oh, no, great.

They were all supposed

to go camping this weekend,

and I talked their mothers into this.

It's a much safer choice.

And such a good cause.

Uh, good cause?

Well, finding, you know,

friends for your new little boy.

Real American friends.

Hey, Leonard,

say hello to Ruanday.

Dwande. Dwande!

Oh, for heaven's sake,

Leonard, shake his hand.

You don't even know

anybody from Africa!

Hey, what's going on in here,

young warriors?

- You ready to have some fun?

- BOYS:
Yeah!

Let me take these TVs.

Everybody in there.

Take the TVs in there.

All right. Come on, Dwande.

[ laughing ]

This is a really big step

for Leonard.

He's never done anything like this.

Oh, he's never been

to a sleepover?

No. Honestly, I--I...

I can't imagine

having my eyes off him

even for one night.

It just makes me nervous.

Oh! Please remember to have him

use his inhaler before bed.

- Got it.

- Yeah.

I just want him

to be tougher, you know?

I don't know why he's not latching on

to all those guy stuff.

Hmm. Well, listen,

they're perfectly safe here.

That gentleman is

Kirk's chief of security,

so, really, there's nothing

to worry about.

[shouting] F*** yeah!

Smackdown is on, shitheads!

[ Cheering ]

All right, listen up, kids.

Tonight, very special night,

we've done it all for you.

Four hours to hook up

a dozen TVs to watch.

KIRK:
That's right.

"HD" stands for high-def.

We also upgraded

to the triple diamond package.

That means we have

over 2,500 channels.

Yes!

And we got $800 worth

of firepower here

going up after the game tomorrow!

What? No way!

That's amazing!

By the way, guys,

illegal gunpowder.

KIRK:
Straight from China.

Oh, check it out! Check it out!

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