Natural Born Lovers Page #3

you shouldn't force yourself.

What? Why would I be forced to?

Does it seem that way?

Actually, I sincerely wanted to ask

If you would come see a movie with me.

And actually... we can all stop pretending.

What do you mean?

You think I don't know?

We're both here tonight

because of our mothers

But I hope you don't mind if I'm frank.

What?

You're not my cup of tea.

That works out,

because you're not my type, either.

Then that's good!

Why?

I already have a boyfriend.

You have a boyfriend

and still went on a blind date?

Doesn't that make you a cheater?

Just kidding!

Let me introduce you.

This is my boyfriend, Taro.

This is Mr. Cheung.

Greetings, Mr. Taro.

Nice to meet you.

Japanese?

My mom doesn't like me dating Japanese guys,

So I haven't dared tell her.

She hates Japanese so much,

was she a comfort woman or...

No, they're now called

"Flowers of Nanking, " right?

Nothing like that!

It's just lately the Yen exchange rate

has gotten too high.

It's getting late. We ought to get going.

Bye Bye!

Mr. Cheung, hope to see you soon!

Okay.

Hey buddy, this is a stickup!

What the f***?!

What kind of man walks around with just a 20?

Even I bring 100 bucks with me

on the job. What's your problem?

Hey, man, I figured a delivery

a couple blocks away

wouldn't even click the taxi meter.

You just need money, right?

Cut me free. I'll give you my watch.

I'm a loafer, I never wear a watch!

I don't want to be trapped by time!

I have a phone

in my breast pocket, take it.

If I take your Phone,

Wouldn't you use GPS to track me down?

No way!

So what do you want?

Give me all your valuables!

Well, you've already invested in a gun,

Why not just go over there and rob the bank.

That would net you even more.

Well, I bought this little piece of junk

over at that stationery store's closing sale

for 12 bucks.

But it works pretty well, eh?

Wow, you are one hell of a thief!

Both hell and heaven begin with alphabet H,

which means I'm already one step closer to heaven!

Look how free I am!

Oh... free... Oh...

Since you're so free,

Why don't you take the 20 and go?

Minus your investment in that thing,

You're still up by 8 bucks, eh?

There must be valuables!

Let me take a look.

You really have nothing!

These are real cakes.

Save me! Hey!

Huh?

Yeah.

- Bro! I really need your help this time!

- What is it?

I dropped my wallet

and don't have money to pay the bill!

I lost again? You win each time and I lose.

Are you two working together?

You saw me shaking them

Let me check to see

if the ones you put in are fake.

Bro! What're you...

Your head is all wet and your face is green.

You swim here?

You said you ate and don't have the money,

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