
Natural Born Lovers
- Year:
- 2012
- 106 min
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Hello? Anybody in there?
Say something if you're there!
If no one's there, who would answer?
Anybody in there?
Why are you using Japanese?
No one answered in Cantonese
Maybe he would if I used Japanese
What's with the cursing?
Then what do we do now? The groom is missing!
This is really bad!
Then we won't get to eat any abalone?
Eat, eat, eat... I'll tell you what to eat!
Just keep looking!
Hurry up, move!
Hello
In the toilet, taking a piss, and by myself.
I feel like watching a movie.
Right now?
Why? Are you so busy right now?
I... I'm in the middle of a meeting
That is all. Bye-bye.
Er...
Hello?
Boss! We can't find you, where did you go?
I... The signal isn't very good here.
Call you back when I'm in a better spot. Bye.
"One year ago"
Hey granny, do you know where the toilet is?
Are you blind, kid?
Just from a glance, you shouldn't guess
that I'm no more than 25.
Especially with Angelina Jolie's good looks,
Jessica Alba's tight body,
And Sharon Stone's sharp wits.
Why Sharon Stone?
And your point is?
Oh, forget it!
Oh...
You really look like...
Like what? What?
- Does it hurt?
- Yes!
- Does it hurt?
- Yes!
Pinch me! Pinch me!
- Does it hurt?
- Ouch!
- Does it hurt?
- It freaking hurts!
Exactly!
You really are my idol!
What idol? You're mistaken.
No way!
Don't think I can't recognize you now
that you've grown up.
I've waited a long time for this day.
Here. Help me hold my bag.
You see?
You are Little Tayler!
Don't think I can't recognize you now
that you're grown up.
Look just the same! Can't deny it now, right?
Hey granny, what kind of weirdo
walks around carrying old gossip mags?
Idol, don't think I'm an idiot.
I borrowed these from your fans
so that I could take them into the toilet
And reminisce while taking a dump!
My fans?
Today is our International
Little Tayler Fan Club meeting.
We gather once a month to watch your films!
People still watch films like this?
This is the one where your cat has kidney failure,
and you donate your own to save him.
How can you put a human kidney in a cat?
And that's why you die! It's so tragic!
Girls! Look who's here!
Our idol!
Save some for me, girls!
Fai, I love you so much!
What was that about...
I really love you! Don't leave me!
I really love you!
- Don't you know that?
- Let go of me.
I really love you!
- Don't leave me!
- Just let me go, okay?
Let me move on already.
I'm begging you!
If it's because of her,
How come it's all blurred?
I love you, Fai!
Go to hell, bitch! Dammit!
You've messed up my hair!
Oh!
"This is the first time they met"
"Three months later"
Hey! Bro! This way.
If your sister happens to ask,
tell her I went fishing with you last night.
Using me for another alibi?
We were classmates in primary,
you wouldn't sell me out, right?
She'd probably kill me if she found out.
I was sneaking some on the side.
So, it's settled, then! I gotta go.
Bro!
If you have something, say it.
It's freezing out here.
When your sister asks where I went with you,
Remember:
say we played Mahjong all night.But I don't know how to play.
Actually, last night was
my girl's mother's birthday.
We had dinner in Shenzhen... game meats.
Do you have to involve me every single time, man?
Bro!
We were classmates in high school,
You won't just let me burn
without helping out, will you?!
Here, have a smoke.
No, really. You know how crazy she gets.
If she finds out about this, she'll kill me
and then go and kill herself!
I promise you. Just one more time!
Hey... Bro...
You don't have to say it.
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