Natural Born Lovers

Synopsis: Popular pastry chef (Chi-Lam) meets a nurse (Annie Liu) and falls in love with her. Soon he realizes that she is an overly sensitive girlfriend who is also suspicious, jealous, controlling and slightly violent. She checks up on him 24-7 and screens his computer, phone, blog and Facebook contents and messages. Desperate to get rid of his crazy love, he decides to start an investigation into her past to find out the secret behind her crazy behavior.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Year:
2012
106 min
18 Views


Hello? Anybody in there?

Say something if you're there!

If no one's there, who would answer?

Anybody in there?

Why are you using Japanese?

No one answered in Cantonese

Maybe he would if I used Japanese

What's with the cursing?

Then what do we do now? The groom is missing!

This is really bad!

Then we won't get to eat any abalone?

Eat, eat, eat... I'll tell you what to eat!

Just keep looking!

Hurry up, move!

Hello

In the toilet, taking a piss, and by myself.

I feel like watching a movie.

Right now?

Why? Are you so busy right now?

I... I'm in the middle of a meeting

That is all. Bye-bye.

Er...

Hello?

Boss! We can't find you, where did you go?

I... The signal isn't very good here.

Call you back when I'm in a better spot. Bye.

"One year ago"

Hey granny, do you know where the toilet is?

Are you blind, kid?

Just from a glance, you shouldn't guess

that I'm no more than 25.

Especially with Angelina Jolie's good looks,

Jessica Alba's tight body,

And Sharon Stone's sharp wits.

Why Sharon Stone?

And your point is?

Oh, forget it!

Oh...

You really look like...

Like what? What?

- Does it hurt?

- Yes!

- Does it hurt?

- Yes!

Pinch me! Pinch me!

- Does it hurt?

- Ouch!

- Does it hurt?

- It freaking hurts!

Exactly!

You really are my idol!

What idol? You're mistaken.

No way!

Don't think I can't recognize you now

that you've grown up.

I've waited a long time for this day.

Here. Help me hold my bag.

You see?

You are Little Tayler!

Don't think I can't recognize you now

that you're grown up.

Look just the same! Can't deny it now, right?

Hey granny, what kind of weirdo

walks around carrying old gossip mags?

Idol, don't think I'm an idiot.

I borrowed these from your fans

so that I could take them into the toilet

And reminisce while taking a dump!

My fans?

Today is our International

Little Tayler Fan Club meeting.

We gather once a month to watch your films!

People still watch films like this?

This is the one where your cat has kidney failure,

and you donate your own to save him.

How can you put a human kidney in a cat?

And that's why you die! It's so tragic!

Girls! Look who's here!

Our idol!

Save some for me, girls!

Fai, I love you so much!

What was that about...

I really love you! Don't leave me!

I really love you!

- Don't you know that?

- Let go of me.

I really love you!

- Don't leave me!

- Just let me go, okay?

Let me move on already.

I'm begging you!

If it's because of her,

How come it's all blurred?

I love you, Fai!

Go to hell, b*tch! Dammit!

You've messed up my hair!

Oh!

"This is the first time they met"

"Three months later"

Hey! Bro! This way.

If your sister happens to ask,

tell her I went fishing with you last night.

Using me for another alibi?

We were classmates in primary,

you wouldn't sell me out, right?

She'd probably kill me if she found out.

I was sneaking some on the side.

So, it's settled, then! I gotta go.

Bro!

If you have something, say it.

It's freezing out here.

When your sister asks where I went with you,

Remember:
say we played Mahjong all night.

But I don't know how to play.

Actually, last night was

my girl's mother's birthday.

We had dinner in Shenzhen... game meats.

Do you have to involve me every single time, man?

Bro!

We were classmates in high school,

You won't just let me burn

without helping out, will you?!

Here, have a smoke.

No, really. You know how crazy she gets.

If she finds out about this, she'll kill me

and then go and kill herself!

I promise you. Just one more time!

Hey... Bro...

You don't have to say it.

What do you need me to say?

Bro, you must be a big fan of "Lie to Me", eh?

Just remember to tell her that

we were at a wake all last night.

Who died?

Actually, just my girl's dog.

So I spent the whole night

on her bed consoling her.

Isn't an all-night wake a bit implausible?

- Got anything better?

- There's no time!

Look, we were classmates in college,

don't tell me you're not helping me on this.

You know how violent she is.

If she ever found out,

she'd kill me first, then you, and then herself.

I get the chills just thinking about it.

I'll take this as a yes, then.

I'll head up first.

Fishing, mahjong, funeral...

You lost! Lucky, you get to drink!

Hi! Hey!

Hey, brother-in-law!

- Hey, brother!

- You're so late!

You guys are so on time. Order anything, yet?

Of course not! We're waiting for you!

Come on... have a drink first!

Later, later...

Let's order first.

Don't bother. Let her do it.

Hey, bro!

Tell us if you did anything

interesting last night!

Well, yesterday, this guy here...

Hey, I know where you went!

How do you know where I went?

What, your apprentice told me

you were baking cakes all night,

and you didn't even have dinner.

You f***er!

You said you went fishing with my brother.

Well, I... bro!

I really did go fishing with him!

Come on... How about you clear this up.

Look, here's what happened.

He called me yesterday while I was baking,

said he was at Kowloon City Pier

and the fish were jumping and snapping.

Well, you know how I like it that way.

So eventually... I agreed to go snag some,

Dropped what I was doing,

and caught a cab to join you.

Then where are the fish?

Why didn't I see you bring a damned one home?

He just likes the action,

It's got nothing to do with the fish.

And since you're always swearing,

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Patrick Kong

Patrick Kong (simplified Chinese: 叶念琛; traditional Chinese: 葉念琛; pinyin: Yè Niànchēn; born 1975) is a Hong Kong film director and screenwriter. more…

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