National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze Page #4

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that she doesn't speak any English.

- Awesome!

- Okay.

Wait! Does that mean

she's here already?

I don't know.

She's here!

She doesn't speak

any English, either!

- Be a man!

- Rachel. it's me.

God!

He's here.

Get off the damn phone, Booker.

Your whore is here.

Can I help you?

Who are you looking for?

- I am looking for--

- Beat it, Marla.

Hi. You Dominique?

Great. Follow me.

- That's the prostitute?

- Yes, now get lost.

I am Dominique.

I am student from France--

- Get out, tramp!

- What? I am from France.

Come on, Dominique.

Ignore her. She's a b*tch.

- Come on.

- B*tch.

Lynne!

Come on.

Loser!

Go freshen up, okay?

I have to prep him.

Come on!

- Have you guys seen Adrienne?

- Screw off, Newmar.

We could tell Foosball

about the prostitute.

He'll be on our side.

Gay guys are really sensitive.

Have you seen the prostitute?

She looked like such a skank.

Exactly what I pictured

a call girl looking like.

- A prostitute?

- I am from France.

Two hours max.

Next job's across town.

I'll be out in a flash.

I miss you.

Yeah. me. too.

- Hey, how's it going?

- Not too bad.

Listen, has anyone ever said anything

to you about thinking I'm a wife beater?

What?

Never mind, man.

You doing anything?

Just waiting for Wang's foreign

exchange student to show up. Why?

Well, Adrienne and I have

this acting final on Saturday,

and I can't find her anywhere.

You wanna help me?

- What's it about?

- Just some melodramatic crap.

My character knocks up

Adrienne's character.

In this scene, it's us fighting.

I don't know what

to do with a baby.

It's driving me nuts!

Of course I want her

to have the abortion,

but she won't listen to me.

So, I've made it up

in my mind to dump her.

Oh, God! Are you thinking

what I'm thinking?

Tony got clair pregnant and wants her to

get an abortion or he's gonna dump her!

Oh, my God!

Hello? Dominique.

All right,

I'll be right down.

I'll catch you later. If you see Adrienne,

tell her I'm looking for her.

What's wrong with you?

Stop being such a lame-ass.

Leave me alone!

I love Rachel!

- Hello?

- Who is this?

- Who's this?

- This is Wang.

I'm gonna give you to the count

of three to get out of there.

Booker. why are you

answering my phone?

- You're not mom!

- One...

- I'm busy. What do you want?

- Two...

I was trying to reach Foosball to see

how things went with Dominique.

- Three.

- Everything go okay?

Stop pressuring me!

My arm is broken, Booker!

Booker! Oh. my God.

The bone is popping out!

I'm gonna faint.

Mom's gonna kill me.

and it's your fault!

Booker. it's broken!

Sucker!

Dominique, I presume?

- That's me.

- Come in.

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