National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party Page #4

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What, Sparky?

What? I saw a guy

driving an orange 2802,

but I didn't think that

anyone would f***in steal

a board so I didn't even

get a good look at him!

Dude! Relax!

What? F*** you;

I'm not gonna relax!

What? You're just

remembering this now?

I'm gonna f***in kill this guy!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Who, the Souther?

Yeah, man. He was driving

around in this sleazy f***in

pick-up-some-p*ssy-valley-boy

car with the

board hanging out the back,

dude. Green and yellow, right?

Yeah?

Yeah? Well how do you

know he was a Souther?

Dude, he had a f***in

typical Ken doll haircut.

Total valley

boy faggy-ass sh*t, and-

the f***er had

pants. Like, slacks.

Pants?

Pants?

Uh-oh.

Hey guys, uh, look who it is.

It's red bikini girl.

Red bikini girl.

Coming straight for you.

Check it out.

What I wouldn't do to

nib on one of those nibs.

Dude,

what I wouldn't do to

suck on both of those nipples.

A little bit

of booty never hurt nobody!

Your mom home, Sparky?

Maybe we should

go in and say hi.

Yeah, I don't know.

She okay?

Yeah.

Sh*t.

What?

I'm supposed to

meet this kid today-

I'm selling him my skateboard.

You're selling your skateboard?

Yeah, they're gonna

shut off our electric if

we don't pay the bill.

Seriously, bro?

How much?

Sixteen dollars.

Don't sweat it, Dude.

Uh, we have to figure out

this, uh, what is it 2QAN...

Later.

Later?

Yeah, later.

First we're gonna

get sixteen bucks.

You ready?

Check this dude out.

Mr. C, how ya doing?

Hey!

So, uh, anyway, Mr. Candidas...

Candianadas.

Uh, okay, so I see this

bitchin' wave coming in,

right? I see this...

I've already heard

this stupid story from

your step-father, the drunk.

Oh yeah? He was in here

already?

Oh that's great, typical.

Hey!

Hey, so uh yeah, I was trying

to tell ya a story, alright?

So listen. So I drop in on this

wave, and I'm like totally

stoked and then it was like,

I'm doin a cut-back and I lay

it down with my hand and

I'm like skimming it with my

hand, and the lip

starts folding over.

It's like coming over me like

this, so I'm like, "Whoa!

"And then I'm like "whoa" and

this giant liquid cavern of

liquid water from

another planet.

Dude, I've been

looking for these all day!

Look what I found.

Alright!

Yeah, we'll have these.

Beef.

Uh, got any dough?

Uh, no.

Do you?

Yeah, um.

We're gonna have to come

back for those later.

Yeah, later.

Okay. Catch ya!

Let's get outta here!

Feels kinda good, huh?

What?

Helping out Sparky's mom.

She's a nice lady.

Can you keep a secret?

Dude. Yeah.

What- what's up?

Alice is not really his mom.

What?

Yeah. She's his grandma.

He just calls her that.

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