Napoleon Dynamite Page #3
drinking whole if you wanted to.
Well, I have all
your equipment in my locker.
You should probably come get it 'cause
I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.
Where's your locker?
Hey, can I have
one of your key chains?
[All]
Whoo!
[Laughing]
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
[Cellphone Ringing]
- [Cellphone Beeps]
- Hello?
Napoleon, give me
some of your Tots.
- No, go find your own.
- Come on. Give me some of your Tots.
No. I'm freakin' starved.
I didn't get to eat anything today.
[Groans]
G--
Gross.
Freakin' idiot!
[Sighs]
Tina, come get some ham.
[Grunts]
[Vehicle Approaching]
[Sighs]
What are you doing here,
Uncle Rico?
Your grandma took a little spill at
the sand dunes today, broke her coccyx.
What? Since when
does she go to the dunes?
Looks like there's a lot
you don't know about her.
[Tina Grunts]
- So, when's Grandma coming back?
- I don't know.
Not sure.
You don't have to stay here
with us. We're not babies.
[Laughs]
Talk to your Auntie Caroline.
Well, Kip is, like,
32 years old.
I don't mind
if you stay.
Oh. Thanks, Kip.
What the flip was Grandma
doin' at the sand dunes?
She was on a date...
with her boyfriend.
Boyfriend?
Hey, you guys
want to see my video?
[Chuckles]
So, what do you think?
- It's pretty cool, I guess.
- Oh.
Man, I wish I could
go back in time.
I'd take state.
This is pretty much
Napoleon, like anyone
can even know that.
You know what, Napoleon?
You can leave.
You guys are retarded.
Hah!
Hey, check that out.
So, you and Tammy
still together?
No. Not really.
- Why is that?
- Well...
she's jealous.
Says I'm livin'
too much in '82.
Well, I dumped her.
What about your girlfriend?
Well, things are gettin'
I mean, we chat online for,
things are gettin' pretty serious.
I'm just really tryin' to raise a few bucks right
now so I can bring her around for a few days.
Yep. Well, what's she look like?
She's, uh--
She's, uh, pretty-look--
pretty good-looking
face, but...
I'm just gettin' really--
just kinda T.O.'d...
because, I mean, she hasn't even
sent me a full body shot yet.
Hey, you know...
I got a little project...
that we might be able to
Really? That sounds pretty good.
Have you ever heard of
nylon polymer?
Go for it.
[Doorbell Rings]
Back in '82, I used to be able
to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
- Are you serious?
- I'm dead serious.
Watch this.
[Groans]
What the heck
are you doing?
That's what I'm talkin' about.
I better go.
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles]
How much you want to make a bet I can
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