Naked Page #5
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2017
- 96 min
- 1,586 Views
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot."
Next on the playlist is
"What a Friend We Have in Jesus."
I ain't never heard so many slave songs
played back-to-back in my life.
It's so bad, Rob.
I wish we could trade places, man.
because I'm standing
in the hotel lobby completely naked.
- Buck-ass naked?
- Benny, this is not a joke.
Or course not, man. People are pissed.
All right, I'll be right there.
(sighs)
I'm supposed to be
Congratulations.
You seem like quite a catch.
Listen, I'm not going anywhere
until I get in my room.
I demand...
These gentlemen will be escorting you
off the premises.
I don't care who you get to...
Uh-oh.
Whoo! Whoo! (grunts)
- (woman shrieks)
- Oh, thank God. Housekeeping!
No... (squeals)
Listen. Listen.
I'm supposed to be at my wedding.
I am locked out of my room.
My wallet, my tux, everything's in there.
- Can you please let me in?
- (speaking Spanish)
Listen, I know the Palmetto Hotel
is supposed to be a really nice hotel,
but the service here is unacceptable!
(speaking Spanish)
Uh-oh. Gracias.
Gracias. De Nada. (screams)
(gasps) Watch it! Move! Oh!
(grunts)
Ooh-ooh! What in the hell is this?
(man) Here comes Abdalla Tanui of Kenya,
rounding the corner
It's the Cooper River Bridge Run.
Have you been living in a cave?
No, New York.
They have clothes in New York?
Listen, brother, I need to get
to The Palmetto Hotel.
(grunts)
Oh, boy. Okay, okay, okay.
(sighs)
- (screams)
- (grunts)
Bro, that was a microbrew.
I am so sorry.
Oh, excuse me.
- Ah!
- I didn't mean to rub that on you.
Excuse me, sir. Do you have anything
I can wear? I'll take anything.
Excuse me, officers.
I'd like to report a pervert.
- I'm pretty sure that's not a crime.
- Thank God.
No, there's a man standing over there,
and he's completely naked.
Uh-oh.
That would be a crime.
- Damn streakers.
- Let's get to work.
- Let's get dirty.
- Good one.
Forget it! I'll pay you back!
Uh-oh.
(man) Uh-oh.
Looks like we have a newcomer...
who's lost his shorts!
But look at that guy go.
- (cheering and laughing)
- (camera shutters clicking)
(whimpers) Oh, sh*t.
(grunts)
(crowd gasps)
Well, well, well.
Mr. Anderson.
Mr. Ding-a-ling.
Your belongings are, in fact,
in room 412 at the Palmetto Hotel.
Thank you. So I can go?
No. You're still being charged
with unlawful entry
and shaking your Johnson at people.
What's your pre-game like?
You stretch beforehand or, you know,
just straight up get wasted?
Sir, I am not a streaker, okay?
I was just trying to get to my wedding.
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