Myra Breckinridge Page #3
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- Year:
- 1970
- 94 min
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come in at 5:
00 instead of 6:00...as I'm gettin' horny
watchin' my niece on TV.
[ Myron]...leave this place
and go into the real world?
Oh, some of them leave, sure.
They have to get money to pay the fees.
It's very expensive.
- Is your name really Irving?
- Irving Amadeus.
- That's a Jewish name, isn't it?
- Yes, I know.
I used to be Jewish
before I was transmogrified.
Now I just eat nuts and raisins
and play Scrabble with my guru.
...to today's class
on cinema lovemaking.
-On balling.
Just take off your clothes
and get in bed, dear.
Now we need a ballsy young man
for the lover.
- Come on.
And you are irate.
You're bugged.
You think that she is
the lowest slut, the worst.
You also want to, uh,
get in bed with her.
You hold these here.
You look into his eyes and say...
No, it's all your imagination. I've never
been to bed with any man. You're on drugs.
- How could you do this to me, you b*tch?
- lt's all your imagination.
- That's very good.
- Maybe we should--
- Congratulations, Lance.
...here at the academy
are not interested in...
teaching the students
to be successful.
We feel that it's
our responsibility to--
But you're a fag, aren't you?
Well, uh-- What do you--
I don't know.
I mean, in the Baha'i faith--
You see, Uncle Buck is convinced
that group therapy and self-criticism...
are the keys
to successful acting.
Personally, I think if everybody
ate macrobiotic foods...
- there'd be no more wars.
- [Buck] B*tch!
I should've put it to her
when she first come in...
throwed her on her back and give her the old
Buck Loner special right there on the rug.
Goddamn smart-mouthed broad!
Memo to Flager and Flager,
attorneys.
Dear Charlie- Hmm, honey,
that feels real good.
Uh, cut that.
Dear Charlie...
a problem's come up
on which I need your thinkin'.
Mm-hmm! A woman showed up today who says
she is the widow to my nephew Myron.
Now, this woman claims she has
a right to half my property...
which did at one time belong
to my sister Gertrude and me...
but is now mine, all mine,
if there's any justice in this world.
Now, Charlie, it's up to you to see
I get the best justice money can buy.
Honey, that is simply wonderful.
Hmm! Strike that.
Not me. Flager.
Let's go inside and watch some of
the fundamentals of acting class.
He's dirty and greasy,
and I can? stand him!
He's always hitting on me in rehearsals
[Man] I want you to build
the vibe between you...
by closing your eyes
and touching each other.
I can't stand
Now we're getting someplace.
Real honesty
for the first time.
[ Woman ]
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