My Stepmother Is an Alien Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1988
- 105 min
- 613 Views
-Of course.
What is sex?
-What?
-"What?" You heard what I said.
What is sex?
Give me a second.
One second. Take a look at this.
Deleted.
What good is deleted?
Now, don't get excited. Just a second.
One little second. Here it is.
Your penis is a weapon.
Just like your rifle.
The military expects you to protect it
and keep it dry.
All right, men, if you'll open your manuals.
-What? Is that it?
-Take it easy.
Here's something else.
What does this mean,
Debbie Does Dallas?
Debbie Does Des Moines.
Debbie Does Dsseldorf.
Busy girl, that Debbie.
What's this?
Look behind you.
I can do that. I guess.
I don't believe it.
Why, that's disgusting.
I can't, that right there.
Look, that's the most weirdest thing
I've ever seen.
That's why we gave it up
Sure. Except for fuel
But do you want to?
The kissing wasn't so bad.
You're not leaving me here!
Yes, I am.
I have been ordered to stay with you
at all times, to observe everything you do!
Forget it.
B*tch!
My God, you're beautiful.
Are you all right?
Yes, don't stop.
Do you see....
Dr. Steve, that was so wonderful.
I feel like I've been hit by a train.
And I don't think you need to call me
Dr. Steve anymore.
Steve, you're so stupid. We could have
been doing this the whole time.
I know. What took you so long?
About us? I don't see how they could.
You could become very famous if
others in the world knew you could do this.
-Really?
-Yes.
Didn't think I did it any differently
than anybody else.
You mean everybody does this?
Think of all the energy produced.
Properly channelled that energy could
propel half your people out of the galaxy.
We did some computer runs in the lab...
...and figured if we could harness
...the male members of the Sheen family
we could put the state of lllinois on Pluto.
do this again so soon.
Yes, you can.
-Celeste?
-What?
Celeste, why me?
Because you're sensitive...
...and you're an outsider...
...and you worked so hard
to get through M.l.T....
...and you have two Ph.D.'s
and a delightful innocence.
Just all the qualities of a dreamer.
I know you had some really bad luck
five years ago when...
...your wife died and left you
with a daughter, Jessie, 13.
That's who the short person was.
Wait a minute.
Where'd you get all those details?
I can read it. In your eyes.
That's kid's stuff.
This is no help.
Whiteside, I'm here to spend
Christmas with you.
I think.
I may stay a month...
...or I may leave immediately.
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