My Friend Dahmer Page #3
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- 2017
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I don't know.
What?
I don't...
people,
please speak up.
I can't hear... again.
It's important.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Ok.
Everyone quiet.
Thank you.
I'll take this one.
People, the reason
history is so important,
yourselves until you come
to better understand your past.
All right turn to page
ten in your textbooks.
...Spacious skies
above the fruited plain.
America,
thank you.
Very nice melody.
Beautiful, as always.
Next up, Jeff dahmer.
Jeff dahmer?
Blegh!
Bleaagh!
Bleh!
He's a real dumber.
Oh, shoot.
We have to go to class!
I say things like that.
Do I say whatever
is on my mind?
What's the deal with dahmer?
I know, is he insane or what?
I think he's
kind of hilarious.
Yeah that's new.
Hey, I heard he
spazzed in math too.
Yeah.
All week he's been "doing
a dahmer," I call it.
We rally in tennis
but like, that's it.
He's out there.
Oh, sh*t.
I hope he didn't hear you.
Dahmer.
Hey, man.
Do you want to come
sit at our table?
No reason that a
champion spazzer
had got to sit here in hell.
Come on over, we've got...
we've got courtyard views.
Come on.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
Kuddos for your
freaking spazzes dude.
Totally classic.
Yeah.
We dig it.
Where'd you get the idea?
Like, you know what
it reminds me of?
This decorator in
town my parents hired.
Used to have these little
fits in our living room
until... you know...
they just fired him.
Oh yeah, Mr. burlman.
Yeah, see I knew it.
Yeah, but after
five months, all he added
was a pink footstool.
And Lacy drapes.
Dahmer, where have you been?
a dahmer fan club.
What?
Yeah, like, I mean,
there's just...
there's only so much time left.
I think we you as our
fearless leader, we can...
we can really
disrupt the school.
Go out in style.
Yeah, in infamy.
Yeah if we don't, I might
have to do something crazy,
like kill the pope.
Dahmer, look.
I already drew you actually.
This one's called "dahmer
and a bag of groceries."
What do you think?
And as part of the
dahmer fan club,
minister of propaganda.
Who did that?
Was it you?
Behave yourself.
Or get out of my library.
But I...
don't
So disrespectful.
Not cool.
Despicable.
Who keeps
making that sound?
Guys, guys, guys.
Those girls are aggressively
out of our league.
They're a primo target.
Let's do a dahmer.
Hurricane drought!
God, where is it?
Mom?
Yeah.
- I have good news.
- Good.
What is it?
I have
friends coming over.
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