My Favorite Five Page #4

to appreciate his softer side.

Yeah, that's only because

Somebody else is banging

your head against the headboard.

Shh! Keep it down!

What?

Not like you're ashamed.

No, but discretion is the key.

What about the other three?

Okay.

Then there's intellect.

Mm.

The pillar

of social accomplishment

And the mental stimuli

to hash out political rhetoric.

It's a ridiculous

notion, really.

I mean, their failure

to gain bipartisanship

Will ultimately

lead to an independent nation.

How can you say that?

Republicans and democrats

have to eventually agree

On the foremost issues

to maintain government.

Hailey, it's never happened

and it never will.

Antidisestablishmentarianism

will never die.

Disproportionableness,

incomprehensibility.

It's absurd.

Damn, you're sexy.

Then there's provision...

The money man.

Now, he doesn't have to be rich.

Just well-off enough

to meet your needs.

You make great money.

That doesn't mean

I want to spend it.

Wow.

You look absolutely stunning

this evening.

Thank you.

You're gonna be

the most beautiful woman

At the opera by far.

Oh.

Oh, wait, I think

I-i lost an earring.

Why not wear these?

Really? They're beautiful.

They're trinkets.

We're just getting started.

I was thinking, after the opera,

We could helicopter over

to catalina for the weekend.

Uh, but I-i didn't pack

anything.

Oh, I took the liberty

Of having hailey's

personal assistant,

Uh, do a little shopping run.

The bags are in the car.

That is so sweet.

Mm.

But next time,

I would really like to do

my own shopping.

Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

One minute.

Worthington.

Yes, sir.

Fuel up the jet.

We're going shopping.

Paris.

Right away, sir.

You look beautiful.

Oh, right.

Then the best one of all...

Seduction.

That would be Peter.

Finally,

the wonder horse of the bunch.

Are you kidding?

Oh, this man is a master

Akin to the greatest magicians

spread throughout history.

This man, you have met before.

I don't think so.

Think about the last time

You did something

you never thought you would.

- No!

- Yes, that man.

Oh, I'm late. I got to go.

I'll have to finish

this education a little later.

Okay, just remember one thing.

Compromise begins and ends

in disappointment.

Ciao.

Oh.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

Wow.

Oh.

That was...

Better than "hip-hop abs."

Am i...

Am I glowing?

Am I glowing?

Damn, yes.

This time,

I wrote my name on there.

Whoo!

One more?

- I see you.

- Hailey:

I see it. I see it.

Mm-mm.

Ah!

Phew.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

Everything okay?

Everything's perfect.

Shouldn't you

be getting ready for work?

I took the night off.

- Oh.

- Mm-hmm.

That's nice.

Mm.

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