My Favorite Five Page #3
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Oh, really?
Okay, so then why are there
so many
Miserable married people
in the world?
That doesn't mean...
Women simply don't realize
That they can never be satisfied
With just one man.
Here we go.
No, I don't even give
a man my cellphone number.
No, that is too much access.
He can call me at the office
or my home or e-mail me.
He is not gonna have me
on a leash.
You just don't want to commit,
And these men are too stupid
to realize it.
You're an anti-monogamist.
I am not anti anything.
I just know that you cannot
change the nature of a man,
And when an opposing force
won't change, you adapt,
And I have found perfection.
You found polyandry.
Every woman needs five things...
Five perfect man things,
And most women
settle for one or two.
I want it all,
And because it is impossible
to find a man with all of them,
I have found five...
One man for each.
That is so silly.
It is brilliant,
And the only logical solution.
No, no, no, no, no.
Every woman
has the same dilemma...
Trying to turn a man
into something he's not.
Okay.
Tell me why you just have to
have five men at one time,
Besides the obvious
self-serving reasons.
Five... no more, no less.
It is so simple, really.
It's not just because they
want to go against the grain.
It is because you know
no one is gonna mess with him.
Ooh, that's my song!
Man, I just want to
do your homework.
What's your name, huh?
Been watching you, girl,
all night.
Ooh.
Can I get your name?
What's up, man?
You can't beat
Having your own personal
body guard.
He's not just a pack of meat.
He is always there
when you need him.
Thank you, t.I.
You're welcome.
I'm gonna just stick around here
just in case y'all need me.
Just... let me get over here.
Just... oh, okay.
Hey, muscle is not enough.
Eventually, you're gonna have to
talk to him.
The hell I do.
Pshh, I don't even have to
sleep with him.
He is enamored
just by being with me.
Mm.
And of course, there's romance.
Oh, every woman needs romance...
A man who is so smooth,
so sugary sweet,
Every phone call
leaves your face sticky.
Mm! Look, this is what
James sent me this morning.
"I am but a fish
caught in your net",
"Longing not for the release,
"But to be devoured
by your grace.
"While I burn over the fire,
yes, but I say let it burn.
You are more than worthy
of the pain."
Oh, this is really sad.
Please, don't hate.
Why are you
playing with this man?
I am not playing with him.
It is a mutually-beneficial
arrangement.
James has a need to be romantic.
It's in his DNA.
Most women
would question his manhood,
But I am evolved enough
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