My Fake Fiance Page #4

Desperate Housewives, he'll be missing a finger.

Where is that boy?

- Hello?

- Honey, I'm home.

-Did you leave something here, like your pride?

- Just let me in.

- I'm in my pyjamas.

Ooh, how exciting! Just let me in or I'm

calling off the wedding.

No. No, no, no, no. That was not part of

the deal. You cannot stay here.

- Do you remember the monkey?

- Yeah, who could forget?

Right now there are two gorillas outside my apartment waiting for me.

You want to become a widow before you ever get your shower gifts?

Have you ever heard of these things called friends?

They come in really handy at times like this.

I have a lot of friends, thank you very much.

I just owe them all money.

Oh, wow, you're living the dream!

It'll be one night. You won't even know I'm here.

Fine. One night.

What's with the gloves, Minnie Mouse?

-Uh.. They're moisturising gloves.

-Right. It's probably a good idea at your age.

-Honey, where are you going?

-To see Jennifer. I told you. She called and asked for

Vince's number.

-It's 8 in the morning.

-We have been in Fiji for two weeks. I'm sure she's dying

to see him.

- This is no time to be selfish, sweetie.

- Uh, a little help?

How insensitive of me. I completely forgot...

her housewarming gift. Thanks, honey.

Jennifer.

Jennifer, someone's at the door.

(Jennifer)

- Hello?

- Hello.

-Hello.

-Vince, I can see you. Let me in.

Hey, you're back from, um, your honeymoon, huh?

Just got back. And you're...

- ..here.

- Yeah. Yeah.

So, uh, what's...? What's new?

Married. What's new with you?

Oh, not much. I-I woke up yesterday and my stomach was

a little upset.

Vince, you tell me about Jennifer.

- Her stomach's fine.

- Stop playing games.

I mean, it looks like you two really hit it off.

Yeah. Yeah, we did. She's great. Great. She, you know, we realised

we had... something in common.

See, I knew it! Jennifer! Is she here?

No. She left.

Oh, she went to work?

Yes. Yes, she did. Work. That's where she went.

She's there working at work. At her job.

That's what she- you know. That's what she does.

That box looks awfully heavy. Can I take that from you?

Huh. You know, I would've thought that she would've moved

her stuff in by now.

I know. I know. It's a very long story, actually, one that

I'm sure she'll love to tell you herself.

Dammit. Um, I have to take this. Can you just give me one

moment, please?

- Hello, Monkey?

- Monkey here.

Monkey? Oh, that is so sweet. Is that Jennifer? Let me talk to her.

No, no, no, no. This- this is my mom.

I call her monkey because of her... face.

It's kind of personal. Can you just give me one moment, please?

- Yeah.

- Thank you. Thank you.

Hey, sorry. Yeah, no, I'm with someone.

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