My Fake Fiance

Synopsis: Jennifer finds herself in dire straits when a moving van filled with all of her possessions is stolen. Then she propositions Vince, an acquaintance with a large gambling debt. Despite their mutual dislike for one another, Jennifer and Vince plan to marry and split the gifts they receive so that Jennifer can furnish her house and Vince can pay off his debt.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
 
IMDB:
6.4
Year:
2009
95 min
140 Views

Not another wedding

Sure, they can be lovely

But when you're a single girl and

most of your friends are married

Let's just say, going to weddings can be treacherous

I know Courtney and Steve mean well...yet I'm

always at the losers' table

Okay, okay. I'll behave

Maybe for once the guy that they put me

next to will be...decent.

Weddings...what a joke

Beautiful Ceremony, wasnt it?

I couldn't believe they used 'thy shalt obey'

in the vows, who does that?

Actually, I was..um...I was just making a little small talk.

Great, they set me next to that guy

What do you mean 'that guy'?

Well, I'm sure you're not wearing a ring

and you're what? Mid-30s?

Uh, late 20s

It's uh...a early 30s

Let me guess, you lease a really nice car you can never buy,

you never cry in movies and you only bang hot chicks.

Have we met?

No

They're perfect for each other

So, why don't you like weddings?

It's a silly fairy tale. Marrying the man of your dreams

and living happily ever after and a gingerbread house

nestled in a field of cotton candy.

Yummy

No, I mean there's no such thing as soulmates

So, you sleep around

Sorry, I'm not your type

I don't have a type, what makes you think I have a type?

Please, you ever hear the phrase 'the clothes make the man'?

I...I don't...maybe

Well.....look at you

What?

You were invited to a formal wedding, but you obviously

couldn't afford a tuxedo,

so you decided to get away from the dark suit and

matching tie; only you don't own a dark suit

just a... navy blue blazer which judging by the lapels

what? 10 years old?

Not that you couldn't afford a new one necessarily but

because you also chose not to get it cleaned and pressed.

I'm guessing you're one of those people that just can't be

bother, as long as it still fits right why get a new one,

Am I right?

-Wow. Uh... I...

-Which would also explain the jeans and the stain on

your shirt. May I?

What are you..

Yeah, just like I thought. A clip on.

Yeah, just like I thought. A clip on.

You want me to show you?

Yeah,hey, show the world. Flash.

You don't know me

Hi, can you do me a favor? Would you mind switching

seats with me? I don't think she'll attack her own.

Beer,please. Do you know the score in the game?

Thanks.

-Thank you. I really appreciate it.

-Your Welcome, Steve.

-Congratulations, bud.

-Thanks, man.

You have service?

May I?

-How do I know you won't call a 900 number?

-I won't

Fine.

-Hey. It's Vince. Is the monkey there?

-Yeah

-How did I do today?

-Not Good

-Damn it. Crap. Yeah, I know the

monkey's looking for me

-Thank You.

So how much do you owe?

I don't know what you're talking about.

You don't realise how transparent you are. Either you

owe money or you're being stalked by a monkey.

It's not 'a' monkey. It's 'the' monkey

So how much do you owe 'the' monkey?

Enough.

-Congratulations.

-Thank You.

How big a haul would you say they'll take in?

Have you seen the registry? I mean who needs a

600 towel warmer?

People say gambling's throwing your money away.

Plus, when I tried to get them something,

almost all the gifts had already been bought.

And you should see the pile of gifts

she got at the bridal shower.

I bet if you added up over the years, I've

spent 20 grand in wedding gifts.

Yeah, yeah, at least. I guess in real life it's

like a savings account.

We're supposed to get that money back

one day when we get married.

We? Like I'd marry a guy like you.

Really? I was kind of hoping we'd grow old together

Besides the hernia and the back spasms,

I think that went very well.

-I owe you one, Moving is the biggest drag there is

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