My Cactus Heart Page #5

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Of course. Look at her.

You could just kiss her lips...

And her body... whoa!

Uh, dude. I'm not that kind of guy.

Admit it.

Waiter.

Yes ma'am? Why did you call me'?

Not you. I was talking to my friend.

But you called me, ma'am.

Anyway, going back.

Sandy, all I'm saying is...

The reason you don't like him

is because he's only a waiter.

Just like the other -ERs.

Wait-ER.

Drive-ER.

Carpent-ER.

But he's not just a waiter.

After catering, he has gigs with his band.

Band memb-ER.

Hey, his band was famous!

Soon...

Coming soon.

They're about to get famous.

Okay, let's do this.

Come on.

One two three four and go!

What are they doing?

Yuck!

Perfect! Perfect!

Did you hear that? Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you, ma'am!

Perfectly wrong! I could to better than you!

Your bodies are too stiff.

Don't forget, our luau party's tomorrow!

Kale, bring those inside.

Okay.

- You perfect that or I'll replace you!

- Go!

Okay. One more rehearsal.

One - two - three...

Okay. Let's just take a break.

Break, guys!

Ma'am Sandy, hello.

I heard Sir Kale said

that you like writing poems.

I have some lyrics here...

Can you check them for me?

Are these love songs?

I don't like love songs.

I don't believe in what they say.

Oh! Don't say that, Ma'am!

They might not believe in you too.

Ma'am, if you ask me...

if there are no love songs,

I wouldn't be able to live.

My heart would die.

Corny.

Let me take those.

Ma'am I'm really corny and I'm proud of it!

You know, sometimes, it's fun to be corny

when it comes to love.

Oh, I think I've figured it out.

You've never been in love...

Right?

Ma'am, aren't you looking

for that one person...

who would make your heart come alive?

You know what?

Don't pretend you know me.

I haven't found anyone

because I'm not looking!

Oh, that's alright. Don't worry.

Even if you don't look for him,

I know he'll be able to find you.

You know what, Ma'am Sandy,

I call out everyday...

Soul mate.

Please find me...

And I know that one day-

Wait a minute.

Soul mate?

Please find me'?

Yes.

Exactly.

And I know one day...

my soul mate will find me.

Carlo come on. Let's rehearse!

Oh, I better go.

Ma'am, can you hold these please?

Thank you.

Okay, ready boys!

What's that?

I just got this from...

Our waitress.

I thought you only had waiters

in your business?

Anyway, Kale told me...

that he was going to introduce you

to someone for a date.

Wait a minute.

Do you remember

what you taught me before?

When we were in high school?

You'll write to your soul mate...

you'll throw it to the Universe...

then it will come back to you?

And whoever gives it back

is your soul mate?

You still believe in that?

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