My Cactus Heart Page #4

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Not really. I think you're too choosy.

Or you've become choosy

because you're afraid to be cheesy.

But you're not even that pretty.

- Wow! And you're gorgeous? I'm sorry...

- Excuse me...

For your information,

that face attracts Fil-Italians.

Wait a minute. What are you doing here?

- Let's go, let's go.

- Is this Showtime?

Back to work, you, nosy people!

But, to be fair...

I think they're right.

I'm sure you've become known as a

Blip-tease.

Blip-tease'?

Blip-tease. I don't want to say "cock. "

I- Hmm?

That's what Joanna told me as well.

Aren't you jealous of your siblings who

have happy relationships?

What?!

I also want love...

- But...

- But what?

Instead of getting heartbroken,

you'd rather be the heartbreaker? Right?

Correct!

I'm telling you, one day,

all men will disappear. I tell you!

Disappear?

It doesn't matter!

It doesn't matter if you're gone.

- Because I still love you more than my life

- I'm sorry. Take two!

Dude, you're putting the lyrics on the

wrong take.

Rewind it.

Kale...

Not having a father figure

really affected him...

but he turned all right.

Helena and her boyfriend Val seem to be

perfect for each other.

And when I see them, yes,

I feel a tinge of jealousy.

But when I see my mom...

who got attached with John Lloyd Cruz...

I'm reminded...

I don't want to be like her.

Hurry up! Put that in the pressure cooker.

That's our dinner later.

Ma'am, this is Carlo. Our new waiter.

Handsome, right?

You're accepted.

Thank you very much, Mrs. Macalintal!

Ma'am, look at him.

Fred's uniform suits him!

Shush!

It's a good thing it didn't go to waste

even if Fred's dead.

You're accepted.

We really need waiters just like you.

Because you're presentable.

Not like Tommy here.

- You're handsome.

- Of course.

But you know, I have a rule to be followed.

What's that?

A hardworking waiter does is useless if

their underarms smell like garbage!

Raise your hands and shout, Darna!

Do it. Darna!

Darna!

Okay

Hi Ma'am.

Because I'm falling in love...

'Coz I'm falling in love...

Because I'm falling in love...

'COz I'm falling in love...

with you.

Dude, let's have our snacks.

Or... are you snacking on something else

already?

Stop it, dude!

I'm not like that!

Is it a crime to look?

It's not that...

But that girl is notorious.

They call her Miss Cactus Heart.

Do you know why?

She's a plant lover?

No.

Because you'll only get hurt

if you get near her.

You know, every man that approached her

walked away heartbroken.

Then... I won't pursue.

I change my mind...

But man...

Just look at her.

She's beautiful. She's different from

everyone else.

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