My Awkward Sexual Adventure Page #4

What's going on?

I miss you. I want to start again.

I'll be back in Winnipeg and

dinner. - So what?

Undress me and put me to sleep?

No, thank you. Those days are over.

I can change! - Want to change?

If you find a special potion that

makes you better in bed

so call me or leave me alone, okay?

Lord! No, you know what...

Hello, friend. - The Stripper - Julia

I sexy photos. I sent to Rachel.

I was furious. You were absolutely right!

Teach me to f***! - Reshma,

this is Jordan.

He has a great sense of humor.

- Nice, Jordan.

Rachel never marry me if I did

not learn everything in sex.

What to do? How could you help

with that?

He said that would be my sex

mentor. - Spiritual Mentor!

And no sex. It sounds good.

Show me how Piggy! - Well...

Excuse me while I go freshen

up. - Yes

You talk. - Sure.

I'll miss you. - Not as much

as I missed you.

Mr.

I want to ruin my life? - What?

Sorry, you are not guilty. Last

night I was hooked.

Impossible! You are not in love.

You're a prostitute.

This was the case, but this girl...

Drank tea at three o'clock. We

arrived here and found his soul.

And when the sun rose, we made love.

I'm sorry, "make love", you say?

- And in the morning lying in his arms.

My penis was in her vagina was amazing.

It's called "Embrace". - Really?

It was as if

waking up from a nap, eating

scrambled eggs,

mother turn to pee in the bathroom.

And all this time.

Reshma is a conservative family and

should not be learned for mrasotiykite.

But you said you reveal your soul.

- Yes, except for a function.

Thousands of technical details.

- No! I need the old Dendak,

teach me the tricks to get girls

to sleep with me...

No, now I have to stay focused.

Take that old Dendak disappeared.

I can not do it alone.

- You are absolutely right.

You need an intensive training of a Jedi.

I need a Yoda! - Exactly.

Someone explain the four quadrants

of the clitoris...

What are these quadrants? - Shut up.

The woman's clitoris has four

quadrants.

In short. With manual or oral

stimulation

is necessary to concentrate on

the upper left quadrant.

Repeat. - The upper left quadrant.

But is microscopic. How can be

divided into four?

When you know something, you just know.

Hello! - Hi

Look, I never go to the bathroom alone.

I missed you.

None.

There is a difference between

a stripper and prostitute.

Honestly pretty girls in the club

would sleep with you for money, but not me.

No! Sure. I know you're not a whore.

In the morning when I was there,

I looked at the...

...Thingy.

No one can say that the "vibrator"!

Yes, I have a vibrator.

I have also lubricant.

Sometimes watching porn. What

does this have to do in...

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