My Awkward Sexual Adventure

Synopsis: Thirty-seven year old Winnipeg-based accountant Jordan Abrams, a proverbial doormat of a man, has pined after Rachel Stern since he was twelve. He finally got her to be his girlfriend last year after she being a peripheral or not so peripheral part of his life all these years. Now, in a relationship for a year, Jordan plans on asking her to marry him on a week-long romantic vacation they are taking to Niagara Falls. Rachel not only decides not to go on the trip, but dumps him when he, learning that she isn't going, asks her to marry him the day before the trip instead. The primary reason she dumps him?: he's lousy in bed, she not being able to envision bad, boring sex with him for the rest of her life. Rachel convinces him to take the vacation by himself, instead hanging out in Toronto with his college friend Dandak, his return from the vacation when they will talk about the break-up in more detail. Dandak, a sex machine, sees his role in his mending his friend's broken heart as gettin
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Sean Garrity
Production: Tribeca Film
  4 wins & 7 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
98 min

My sexual adventure strange


Jonas Chernik

Emily Hampshire


Vick Saha

Good morning!


Breakfast in bed.

How sweet it is... Sleeves cut

into hearts!

Yes apple bacon and crescent smile.

I'm not going to Niagara Falls.

Not funny. You know how hard that

I have a room with a hot tub?

Previously prepaid, and return the

money for a room with a hot tub.

Listen, Jordan. Currently I am in

a difficult period in...

I think I need... need...

Well, wait. Wait!

No! What are you doing?

It should be done before tomorrow night...

I'll stay here. - Do not!

You... You're the only girl

I wanted to be.

Rachel Stern, will you marry me?

I can not spend the rest of your life

have sex only with you.


Well, Rach...

Look, I can improve!

I get up! Just tell me where

I'm wrong.

Not a good idea. - I can live!


Very well.

You have bad breath. - I can fix it.

I do not know how to kiss. I do

not know what to do with my breasts.

Sometimes, trying to suck.

It ended too soon.

His cock seems... - Very good.

There is no need...

I never lame. Fri call "favors of time. "

Not anywhere near my butt. You

do not want a...

Why I want three! Disappoint someone?

Good point. - Look, Rach.

We can fix it. I'll read the book!

No, I'll make a list... We'll

fix it together as a team.

Ok, but there are so many things

I have not tried.

Over the past year, he realized

he needed a change.

We both need. We tried, really.

But I want to move in...

I am releasing. - I will be free.

I wanna be with you. - No, no!

Hold. - No! Take your license.

Go to Toronto in Dendak and fun.

When I return, I'm going to my sister...

No! Please wait!

Well, it was very clear. I hear you.

I'm a bad lover, right? - Yes

But book seats on the plane.

I took a window seat that you love.

Let's talk about it during the break.

Gary works hard.

Better not go down and you lose

the stupid trip.

You know, Kelly, who...

- What will you mourn?

Want a tissue? - No.

God, truly mourn.

Hi, Mom. - He's crazy right?

Waiting for years like an idiot...

- What do you think? Not..

I had to ask, did not break up

with her.

Nobody breaks right, Mom.

Actually, after three hours of

going on a special trip...

I can not talk. Train.

last call for Flight 632 to


'Go all passengers on board.

Toronto passengers waiting

Jordan Abrams.

Jordan Abrams, please report

to the output.

I'm waiting for someone.

not come.

What is this, Jordan? - Have you

been checking in?

No, I will not. - Come on, baby,

close the doors.

Now we need the space.

Well, I get home and I'll postpone

the flight for tomorrow.

No, no, no! Do not listen to me,


I need you, actually. See you next week.

Have a... Hey!

type of person that people

should relax.


board the plane.

There they are. Come here.

The next seven days will follow my

every gesture and every word of mine.

See, hear, absorbed.

Life is like a table with food, my

friend. Now is the time to eat the table.

How intimate haircut? Shaved?

I think not!

Do not worry, I have a backup cutter.

- I have no intention to deceive Rachel.

Are you kidding? She broke up

with you, man.

Really? Very kind of you.

- Stop it, that's not fair!

He suffers from a girl of 12 years.

It took 24 years to convince

her to give him a chance.

It did not work. Sorry.

But it's time to move on.

And his mentor wants to focus on sex.

Sorry to bother you...

Beautiful boots!

Is it a problem?

My friend is not attractive?

Not bad, maybe seven.

20? - No.

10? - Yes

I'd say 5 or 6, but you're in shape.

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Jonas Chernick

Jonas Chernick (born July 16, 1973) is a Canadian actor and screenwriter. His credits as an actor include the films Inertia, Lucid, Paid in Full, Seven Times Lucky, Mayday, Blood Pressure, My Awkward Sexual Adventure, How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town, and Borealis and the television series The Border, At the Hotel, Living in Your Car, Degrassi, The Eleventh Hour and The Best Laid Plans. He was credited as a writer on Lucid, My Awkward Sexual Adventure, and Borealis. Originally from Winnipeg, Manitoba, where he was born and raised in a prominent local Jewish family, he is currently based in Toronto, Ontario. more…

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