Must Love Dogs Page #4
Internet ads? Come on, | I want Zhivago's Internet ad:
"Tragic doctor/poet | in desperate pain seeks...
...like-minded playmate | for long snowshoe across Eurasia."
What do you bet he gets | a hundred responses?
We'll start with bisexual | Asian women who fly-fish.
- No Internet ads. | - This is for you. I hate to fly-fish.
- No, you don't. | - What about Sherry?
- I gave you her number. You never called. | - Sherry?
Sherry's 24. Her range of interest | extends from kickboxing to Tae Bo.
She slept with half the guys | in my office.
Then why do you want | to set me up with her?
She slept with half the guys | in my office.
She's in her early 20s. You know | the epic narrative I talked about?
Hers would not only be secret, | it would be incoherent.
I wouldn't get past the cover page.
I mean, I'm looking | for something more than Sherry.
"Hopelessly romantic, | young 50s widower...
...seeks lady friend who enjoys | the slow bloom of affection.
Loves dogs, children | and long, meandering bike rides.
I will be carrying | a single yellow rose."
- I gotta meet this guy. | - Where are your boob shirts?
- My what? | - Your boob shirts.
- Don't worry, I brought some of mine. | - Oh, boob shirts.
- I can't wear that. | - Okay, I have some dating tips for you.
I got them from "Sports Illustrated". | Solid gold.
Yes, that's always been my bible | for personal relationships.
- Your sister has gone to a lot of trouble. | - Okay.
"One, maintain eye contact.
But be sure it isn't too intense. | You aren't a hawk eyeing its prey."
Good that you told me. | I might have done my hawk thing.
"Two, men respond sexually when | they think women are excited by them."
- Really? | - "The more you like what you see...
...the more your pupils | will open wide to take it all in."
Open your pupils.
Oh, my God.
- I'm dating again. I can't do this! | - It's okay. Come on.
- No, you'll be fine, it's okay. | - It'll be fun.
What if he wants to have sex? | What if I want to?
You don't understand. It's been | a long time, Christine. I could freak out.
What if I can't control myself?
You're meeting for muffins | in a public place. I think you'll be safe.
- Dad? | - Sarah.
My darling girl.
Darling, don't you put | the sunshine to shame.
What are you doing here?
That's a fine how-do-you-do | from one of my favorite daughters.
I'm sorry, it's just that I'm meeting a... | Why do you have a yellow...?
- Is that a rose? | - It is a rose, if the truth be told.
But by any other name...
- And it's for a lady friend, isn't it? | - That is, in fact, the very purpose.
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