Must Love Dogs Page #2
Am I wallowing? Really?
You're not the wallower | in the family. Carol is the wallower.
Me? I never wallow. | I suffer in silence.
- No, that's Christine. | - Thank you, Michael.
No, no.
- Sylvia Plath. | - This is why people...
...don't have large families anymore.
- Bye. I love you. | - Bye.
- Bye, Bill. | - Love you, Carol.
- See you, Dad. | - Thank you, I think.
Bye, Chris. Bye.
- See you later, Dad. | - Bye, Daddy.
Bye.
There's someone special | waiting for you, Sarah.
I know it. Someone worthy.
Kevin was not, on his best day...
...good enough for you, sweetheart.
Now you tell me.
Why not?
You know I love you and I love Lisa, | but I think you're both better off.
We sure weren't making each other | happy there at the end.
Or the beginning.
Or the middle.
I mean, don't get me wrong, we all | wanted to sleep with Lisa, but marriage...
- That's not right. | - I said that out loud, didn't I?
- You did. | - I better strike that from the record.
No, lawyers get to do that. | I'm instructing you to disregard that.
I think women have | the whole thing planned.
Really, the whole thing.
An epic narrative in their heads. | You know my theory about this?
When you meet, | they have the whole story written.
But you don't get to read it.
But if you go off script...
...right? They write you out | of the story.
I got written out of Act 3.
Now you're in Act 4, where I get you | banged every night of the week.
Charlie, I'm toast. I just got shredded. | I am...
- It's time, healing time. I'm on the bench. | - Hey. Hey.
I'm out of the game. | Bench me, bench me.
- Hey. | - Benched.
I'll be right with you.
- Hi. Can I help you? | - Single chicken breast, please.
For an extra 75 cents, | you can get the whole fryer here.
Two breasts, two thighs and a wing.
Thank you. I don't know | when I'd eat all that.
- It's just an extra 75 cents. | - It's not the 75 cents.
I hate to see food go bad.
We got a hundred recipes. | You can cook them, freeze them and...
Look, listen to me, mister. | I'm divorced, okay?
I eat alone, | usually standing over the sink.
I don't want chicken | hanging around, okay?
- Okay. | - Thank you.
Hey. There she is.
- Good morning. How are you? | - Good morning.
I called you last night | to see if you were up for a movie...
...or bowling or group shampooing. | - I'm sorry. Eric's parents are in town.
Mr. and Mrs. Stalin. | I'm under house arrest.
- Weren't they just here? | - Thank you.
I don't know why they can't stay at | a hotel. Nothing I do makes them happy.
And they make Eric so nervous, | he's like the Tin Man.
You have to hang in there, Leo. | You and Eric are my model...
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