Munna Bhai M.B.B.S Page #6

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l'll become a doctor

and marry Chinki.

And that Dr. Asthana... you don't

know what he said.

''l was there,

and l was silent.''

l'll show him! l'll be a doctor!

''Circuit, find out, which is

the best medical college in Mumbai.''

Out of the way!

l'll ask this guy.

''Hey, 'Safari Suit'

- What?''

''Whom does one see for admission?

- Fill the form, over there.''

Who's the patient?

- No one.

Then who's to be admitted?

- Brother.

What's wrong with him?

- Nothing.

Then why admit him?

- He wants to be a doctor.

Who?

- Brother!

He's talking about me!

''Yeah, right. And l want to

become the health minister.''

Bloody jerk-off!

''Enough of your crap.

Now, whom do we meet?''

You want to become doctor...

meet the dean

What's a 'dean'?

''Errr...the headmaster, like,

a college principal.''

He's in charge of admissions.

- Where is he?

''ln the Operation theatre, upstairs.''

Who's the dean here?

- How did you get in?

Are you the dean?

- Rustom get them out.

''Look, l'll help you.

Let's step outside first.''

You want admission?

What were your H.S.C. scores?

Say what?

- High school...

How much did you score?

- How much do you need for admission?

At least ninety percent!

- That's what l got.

Right. We'll have a certificate

by tonight - no tension.

''OK, then you must sit for a

pre-medical entrance exam.''

''lf you pass, you're in.''

''But, who wants admission?''

ls this exam necessary?

- Of course! lt is compulsory.

You took it?

- Obviously! And l topped!

Very good. Excellent.

''Hey, what's your name?

- Dr. Rustom Pavri!''

Where do you live?

- Dadar Parsi Colony!

Don't you have to get back

to the operation?

l've to prepare for my

exam now. Please go!

''Brother, my mum used to say,

eat curd and sugar before an exam...''

you'll get good marks.

- This is wrong!

''Dump the tension, dude.

Dress him quickly, Rambo.''

''Hey pops, the black one.

- No, l want the queen!''

''Hey Rusty,

your dad's nuts about the queen.''

This is wrong!

''Dump the tension, dude.

Your pop is with us.''

Go and take the exam.

''Go confidently, like Brother Munna.

- What if l'm caught out?''

''You're asking for it, stooge.

- Oh my!''

''Brother, he's a duffer.

- l'm telling you, we'll be caught.''

''Doc, get a move on. l don't

like being late for an exam.''

You saw his certificate -

ninety eight percent in high school.

All you have to do is the entrance exam.

So quit your moaning.

Here's your lD card.

Put him in a taxi!

''Please, no!

- Move it!''

''Remember:
You pass, or we kick arse.''

''Your turn, Pops.''

Play carom; drink juice -

that's the good life!

''Pops, why are you after the queen?''

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