Munna Bhai M.B.B.S


''Let's go, go ... Hurry man!!''

''Was that the tyre!!?

- No, he's shooting at me! Hurry up!!''

Start the car!

''Hurry up ... move, move!''

lt's not starting.

Push the car.

Hang on ...there we go!

What's happening?

Who's he? Who are you?

l'm just a simple man.

Please save me!

Then why is he shooting at you?

- l don't know.

''Dude, is this some mafia nonsense?

l'll get screwed along with you!''

See that jeep behind us -

please go in that!

ls that him?

Oh god!

''Dear lord!

Hey, do you know the Hanuman prayer?''

Gayatri mantra?

- l don't.

''Dude, sing any hymn you know!''

Now l lay me down to sleep...

We're dead meat!

''lf l die before l wake,

l pray the lord my soul to take...''

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Go away! Don't follow me!

You'll get me killed.


- Stop!

Shoo! Get lost!

- Please buddy!

''l'm outta here!

- Please, Sir!''

Whoa! You again? Buzz off!

''Please..., Taxi!

Please... Don't leave me, Taxi.''

''Quick, call the cops!''

''Good morning, Sire.''

Welcome. Some tea?


''How's life, Ghanshyam?''

You? Here?

Call your wife.

Tell her you've been kidnapped.

Two million - cash. Got it?


You borrowed money;

you didn't return it on time.

''Circuit, l'd said ''point the gun'',

not ''shoot all over Mumbai!!''

Chill out bro!

They're fake bullets...

they just sting!

''Hey, Flo Jo, at this range even a fake

bullet can do the job! What?''

Who are you people?

We're social workers.

'Loan-default Prevention Specialists'.

You owe him 2 million:

Pay up. Go home.

''But Manilal, you know

l paid your brother in time.''

My brother swindled half the city

and fled to Dubai.

l don't care what deal you

guys had - l want my money.

But it was you

who asked me to pay him!!

l don't care!

l want my money back.

Hang on...

You paid back his brother?

Yes. Ask him.

- What does he care...?


''Dude, you made a big mistake.''

''Ghanshyam, go home.''

''And you, call your wife.

- But... why?''

''Hey, don't fuse my circuit or...''

you'll be riding home

in three different bags!

''Tell your woman to send 1 million,

because you've been kidnapped.''

Why one million?!

Because you were dishonest.

''My father says, ''Don't be dishonest,

and don't tolerate dishonesty.''

''Now, call your wife!''

Grab him.

- Yes brother.


''Telegram for Murli Prasad Sharma!

- Open it, quick!''


''The evening train, brother.

- Damn! We're screwed!''

''Aalam, call Banwari! Move it!!''

''The boss's old man is coming,

by the 5 o'clock train...''


- But he always comes in July...?

Fool! He's not the monsoon.

He can come whenever.

The Boss's dad is coming!

''C'mon, hurry up!

Move it! We don't have time!''

''You're still a rookie, child.''

Sorry...Forgive me...

lt was on the floor...

l was returning it...

l'm not a pickpocket.

Bloody thief! Pickpocket!

Let's beat him!

See how they're beating

the poor thing.

What are you doing?

Make way!

What are you doing? Leave him!

Why are you beating him?

''He stole from me, why are

all of you getting excited?''

l will beat this man.

Come with me!

''You don't know these ruffians, sir.

- Let us at him, we'll teach him!''

''Well, should l...?

- No.''

Do you know who they are?

These are the people of our country.

Look at their faces.

Someone's fought with his wife;

another's son won't listen to him.

''One's jealous of

his neighbour's success,''

and one has had it

with his landlord's demands.

From the government's corruption

to the cricket team's defeat...

they're upset about everything.

''But their anger is silent, bottled up.

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Vidhu Vinod Chopra

Vidhu Vinod Chopra (born September 5, 1952) is an Indian film director, screenwriter and producer. His better known films include Parinda, 1942: A Love Story , Munna Bhai film series (Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. and Lage Raho Munna Bhai) , 3 Idiots , PK and Sanju and Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga. He is the founder of Vinod Chopra Films. more…

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