Munna Bhai M.B.B.S Page #4

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''Well, when we were kids, she was a

fatso with two oiled pigtails,''

...and a perennial running nose.

We played together a lot.

''l'd be the doctor,

and she'd be the wife.''

''l'd go to the clinic,

she'd stay home and cook.''

''Well then, marriage sounds

like a good idea.''

''Use your head, Circuit!''

ln two days she'll see right

through this doctor drama!

''Just say, ''Dude, l'm not a doctor.

So bite me!!''

You talk like a doofus sometimes.

Why should l ruin her life?

''But Brother, something has to be done.

- You're right...''

Something must be done.

''Chinki! Munna's phone call, for you.''

Munna?

''Go on, talk to him.''

''Dad, do you mind?

- No, l don't mind.''

Talk nicely with him.

- OK dad.

''l'll speak nicely,

l'll marry him nicely...''

''we'll have nice little children,

and they'll call you grandpa.''

''Now, some privacy please?''

''Hello, Chinki?''

''Good morning, doctor.

You're an early riser.''

No. l haven't slept all night.

- Why? Was there an emergency?

Damn straight! l'm up sh*t creek

and sinking fast.

Why are you laughing?

- You're talking funny.

lt's how l speak.

''Fine, let's talk your talk then...

Wassup?! Gimme the dope on your life.''

''The buzz is you're a doc now, dude...''

''l'm not a doctor.

- Like, l know.''

Say what?

- l've known you for ages.

''You were a little ruffian,

and you're still the same, bro...''

''l'm not a ruffian, babe!

l'm a social worker.''

''l provide financial help, get it?''

Munna! Do you talk like

this to your patients as well?

''Patients?! l'm serious, Chinki,

l'm not a doctor.''

l don't have time to explain.

''When l come over, you reject me -

say l'm ugly - anything.''

''And please, make sure my father doesn't

find out - if he does, he'll die.''

''Gotta go. Reject me, OK?''

Your mother has bought

this for you.

You'll look regal in it.

''Hurry, your mother's ready and waiting.''

''Lakshmi, get the sugar separately

from the tea.''

What happened?

Someone owes you money?

- Money?

Wanna kidnap someone?

- What?!

Wanna have someone roughed up?

- What nonsense!

Then why is this photo here?

This is Chinki's

prospective bridegroom.

She's marrying that gangster -

Munna!?!

What happened?

''Chinki, go to the hospital.''

But... isn't Munna coming?

- l forgot to tell you.

lt's postponed till next week.

- But dad...

''Hurry up, fast!

l have some work here.''

''Good morning, sir.

- Shut up, man! l look like a dork!''

Now listen - call me every

''lf l'm not out in 20, get me out.''

''Chill, Brother. Chinki's on it,

she'll reject you.''

''Hello, sir.''

''Let's go, son.''

See? Laughter therapy.

''Yes, he must be nervous.''

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