Mr. Troop Mom Page #5

- You lie in your tent, now you make it.

Good morning, campers,

and welcome to the flag challenge.

Hey, I'm talking.

That's it, everybody. Right here.

Each team

has been given a different map.

The goal is to navigate that mountain

and collect all three colored flags.

Team Moms will participate in the

mountain challenge and are responsible...

...for their girls' safety and conduct.

All right, ladies,

let's set a good example, huh?

Let's go, girls.

This is your 10-minute warning, okay?

Now, it's our first event,

so let's warm up, do lots of stretching.

Unless you're intent on killing

every living creature in this forest...

...please stop spraying.

- Okay.

Where's your uniform?

I'm having it altered

because I was having a couple of issues.

If you think disobeying

my direct order...

...won't affect how your team finishes,

you got another thing coming, mister. CC.

- Yes.

- Deduct three points from this team.

- What?

- Thanks a lot, Dad.

Hey, enjoy your flag challenge.

I know I will.

Thank you, commander.

Oh, great.

Wow.

- You charmed the Hulk, huh?

- How could I not?

Too bad, I like a man in uniform.

I think you'd like any man alive.

It's exciting, huh?

- I'm thrilled.

- You and I going head-to-head.

Or should I say stinger-to-stinger?

- I'll save a place for you at dinner.

- Okay. Not hungry.

- Where's the map, Paulina?

- I put it right next to the compass, I think.

If you didn't have to keep running

to the bathroom every two minutes...

...to fix your hair, it might still be there.

- Sorry.

Lose something?

- Give that back.

- Not even a thank you...

...for returning something that I could

have easily left on the bathroom floor?

- It was on the bathroom floor?

- Give me that.

Maybe it should be more than

a thank you.

How about a little curtsy

from the princess?

How about a sock in the mouth

from her friend?

Try not to get lost.

- You girls ready?

- Just try not to embarrass us, Dad.

Embarrass you guys?

The other moms don't know

that I have cat-like reflexes. Like that:

Let the games begin.

Stay together!

Stay together!

- That way.

- Okay.

I knew that. Oh, my God.

Oh, boy.

All right, team. Whoa. Ouch. Ooh.

Careful.

All right, here we go. All right.

Guys, I found it.

- Right there.

We got it.

Hey, girls. I'm right here.

- Dad, hurry up.

- I'm coming, girls. I'm coming.

All right.

I might be old school,

but in my days, the leader went first.

Dad.

- I'm coming.

- That way.

- Yeah, up there.

Trying to lose the old man, huh?

That's nice.

Hey, look, I can see Russia from here.

Mr. Serrano, over here.

Hey, how did you

guys get ahead of me?

We found the second flag.

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