Mr. Nice Page #4
The problem
is how to get it onto the ground.
Uh-huh.
James McCann,
the people's hero from the Provisional IRA,
in their struggle
against the British government.
They've arrested him
and charged him with terrorism.
He wouldn't recognise court,
turned his back on the proceedings.
Crazy cat!
They've thrown him in jail,
he's escaped, sawed through the bars.
The nutter's got every policeman in Ireland
looking for him.
Then out of the blue,
he comes into the office,
gives us an interview for the magazine.
Yeah, he's a...
He's a real revolutionary.
- Welcome to paradise.
- Paradise?
Jim?
Jim?
- Where's your man McCann?
- Hello?
Likes his porn.
Hey, your mam's in here.
- Let's have a look.
- Doesn't she look like your mum?
Shut up.
Hashish should be illegal.
Gives us a means of living.
A new currency to overthrow
the fascist overlords.
I don't think it should be illegal.
I can't condone
the punishing of people who smoke it.
- Oh. Hello.
- Hello, Jim.
Uh... Howard.
- You're from Kabul, are you?
- I'm Welsh, actually.
Welsh? F***ing Welsh!
What the f*** can you do?
Well, I'm here to decide
whether you can help us or not.
Help you? I'm the Kid. The Fox!
I decide if you're any f***ing use to me.
And you'd better be some f***ing use!
You were followed from the airport
by my boys.
This place is surrounded by the IRA.
Any f***ing around
and you're gone, brother, gone!
Right?
Alan, why have you brought me this wimp?
You was gonna get me someone
who could bring me arms from Kabul.
I told you,
Kabul's not a place that sells arms.
What the f*** do you mean, sell arms?
I don't buy f***ing arms.
I get given them by people
who want to ensure their future
when we finally kick you f***ing Brits
out of my country!
Sell arms...
Smoke, Jim?
We're dope smugglers. We wanted to know
if you could help us bring it into the country.
Pay you a lot of money for doing it.
OK.
Did nobody tell you
what the boys do to drug dealers?
We're revolutionaries,
not f***ing drug pushers.
Out!
- Walk! Now! You, come on.
- OK.
- Out!
- All right, Jim. All right.
Come on!
Down there. Come on!
We've done nothing wrong.
- Jim, please!
- Hey, hey! What the f*** are you doing?
- Joint? Last request?
- You're not f***ing listening, are ya?
We don't want that filth here.
Stand back.
I'm gonna kneecap Soppy Bollocks.
No. No, no, man, listen. I'll go first.
He's shitting himself.
- Do me.
- Good man.
You might wanna sit down first,
so you don't crack your head when you fall.
- Take your trousers down.
- What?
It's for your own good.
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